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5 Pictures of Cosmo That Will Make You Say, “That’s No Cougar, That’s Jojo Siwa!”

Everyone loves Cosmo, but there is one mystery to this fellow: who is behind the mask? Investigators have speculated and come up with ideas such as Betty White, Kevin J Worthen, and Joseph Smith. Problem is, none of them can dance. We, at The Alternate Universe, have found evidence suggesting that Jojo Siwa is the one who entertains us during halftime, who jumps rope on … Continue reading 5 Pictures of Cosmo That Will Make You Say, “That’s No Cougar, That’s Jojo Siwa!”

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5 Things to Know, Featured, Life

5 Things to Do After You Open Your Christmas Presents

Every Christmas at 9:04 am, the world faces a predicament: What do you do after opening your presents? This year, there is a solution. #5 Scroll Instagram You can check that one off now. Maybe do a shot of eggnog for each picture of parents with kids on the floor. #4 Scroll Snapchat Check out the zoom in on your friend’s grandpa asleep in his … Continue reading 5 Things to Do After You Open Your Christmas Presents

Cameron Frye
Life

Student saddened by own Christmas wish list

There is nothing sadder than a college student going home for Christmas without a boyfriend or girlfriend. Parents, relatives, and family friends will ask about dating, and there is no reply that will satisfy them. Normally, Christmas morning and presents will make up for these nuisances, but not even that can uplift Jahn McRobertson.  This year, Jahn’s Christmas list only depresses him. His wants include … Continue reading Student saddened by own Christmas wish list

Cameron Frye
Life

Twelve Days of Mutual (Lyrics)

Enjoy this fun Christmas carol this season, sponsored by Provo’s favorite dating app, Mutual!   On the twelfth date of Christmas, Mutual gave to me: Twelve temple square dates, Eleven awkward side hugs, Ten “gospel study” sessions, Nine returned missionaries, Eight eight cow wives, Seven summer sales bros, Six accidental dates with your not so distant cousins, Five rings before spring, Four duck pond dates, … Continue reading Twelve Days of Mutual (Lyrics)

Carmen Sandeigo
Life

Gifts For the People On Your List That You Just Really Don’t Like

The season of giving is upon us. Thing is, what if you don’t feel like giving something? Well, not in terms of money, but more like ohmygoshmyroommateistheworstshedoesnotdeserveanyofmyattention. The second greatest commandment is to love thy neighbor as yourself. This means including them in holiday festivities when you don’t feel like it. What do you give them though? Here is a list of ideas to help … Continue reading Gifts For the People On Your List That You Just Really Don’t Like

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