5) Troye Sivan 2/10. Left all the male staff on our team on their knees in repentance after they thought they saw cleavage. 4) Naomi Osaka 4/10. Honor Code office was unable to protest this outfit as they were investigating the theft of all the BYU Bookstore’s hair gel. 3) Rihanna and A$AP Rocky 7/10. This modest fashion breakthrough was dubbed “late night … Continue reading Our Top 5 Most Modest Met Gala Outfits
Tucked away in the brick and mortar of downtown Center Street lives a mysterious institution of which many claim to know. In today’s bumping and grinding culture, Provo’s “Country Swing Dancing” club supposedly stands as a charming refuge from sin. While the club certainly attests to offer innocent Provo residents a wholesome place to dance the night away, recent ex-cult members say it is your … Continue reading Provo country swing dancing scene actually dangerous cult organization
Every upperclassmen’s favorite part of fall semester is, of course, the flood of new freshmen on campus. From not knowing how to make a grilled cheese sandwich to getting lost in the library, their naivety is a great source of amusement. Some upperclassmen are so invested in this entertainment that they become peer mentors. Sometimes, however, the awkwardness, no matter how comedic, gets a little … Continue reading Freshman Desperately in Love with Peer Mentor
Time. Space. Reality. It’s more than a linear path. It’s a prism of endless possibility. Where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. We are the Alternate Universe. We are your guide through these vast new realities. Read on, and ponder the question, “What If?” What if early Church leaders were transported to modern times … Continue reading What if early Church leaders did Summer Sales?
The Provo YSA 84th Ward held a back-to-school ward FHE activity last night. Chaos ensued shortly after the activity had begun. Members of the ward were immediately outraged at the lack of refreshments. Donuts and brownies had been promised, but were nowhere to be found. The ward members blamed all six activities committee co-chairs. As a sign of retaliation, they decided to burn the co-chairs’ … Continue reading Glenwood burns after no one brings refreshments to FHE
