Conference Fits Leaked

Salt Lake City, UT Everybody was wondering what outfits this season’s conference speakers are going to wear. No surprise, they’re going to wear the same old thing, but this year with a twist—the Quorum of the Twelve Apostles plans to come decked out in fabulous outfits. This year’s conference theme is the American Experience, which isn’t too far off from what conference has been like … Continue reading Conference Fits Leaked

New study rates BYU number 1 in the country for diversity…of white people

Has this ever happened to you at BYU? As you furiously power walk to your class listening to the Shrek 2 soundtrack, you pass an interesting group of people. You see a student strolling in a ten-gallon hat and big, leather boots. After him, you see a blonde socialite pulling out car keys to her Jeep from her Cotopaxi backpack. Following her, you see a … Continue reading New study rates BYU number 1 in the country for diversity…of white people

Our Top 5 Most Modest Met Gala Outfits

5) Troye Sivan 2/10. Left all the male staff on our team on their knees in repentance after they thought they saw cleavage.   4) Naomi Osaka 4/10. Honor Code office was unable to protest this outfit as they were investigating the theft of all the BYU Bookstore’s hair gel.   3) Rihanna and A$AP Rocky 7/10. This modest fashion breakthrough was dubbed “late night … Continue reading Our Top 5 Most Modest Met Gala Outfits

Provo country swing dancing scene actually dangerous cult organization

Tucked away in the brick and mortar of downtown Center Street lives a mysterious institution of which many claim to know. In today’s bumping and grinding culture, Provo’s “Country Swing Dancing” club supposedly stands as a charming refuge from sin. While the club certainly attests to offer innocent Provo residents a wholesome place to dance the night away, recent ex-cult members say it is your … Continue reading Provo country swing dancing scene actually dangerous cult organization

Freshman Desperately in Love with Peer Mentor

Every upperclassmen’s favorite part of fall semester is, of course, the flood of new freshmen on campus. From not knowing how to make a grilled cheese sandwich to getting lost in the library, their naivety is a great source of amusement. Some upperclassmen are so invested in this entertainment that they become peer mentors. Sometimes, however, the awkwardness, no matter how comedic, gets a little … Continue reading Freshman Desperately in Love with Peer Mentor