What if early Church leaders did Summer Sales?

Time. Space. Reality. It’s more than a linear path. It’s a prism of endless possibility. Where a single choice can branch out into infinite realities, creating alternate worlds from the ones you know. We are the Alternate Universe. We are your guide through these vast new realities. Read on, and ponder the question, “What If?” What if early Church leaders were transported to modern times … Continue reading What if early Church leaders did Summer Sales?

Glenwood burns after no one brings refreshments to FHE

The Provo YSA 84th Ward held a back-to-school ward FHE activity last night. Chaos ensued shortly after the activity had begun. Members of the ward were immediately outraged at the lack of refreshments. Donuts and brownies had been promised, but were nowhere to be found. The ward members blamed all six activities committee co-chairs. As a sign of retaliation, they decided to burn the co-chairs’ … Continue reading Glenwood burns after no one brings refreshments to FHE

“I Would Rather Dismantle a Bomb Than Open Twitter” Admits Dead-Eyed BYU Social Media Intern

Elder Jeffrey R.Holland’s address on August 23 continues to generate a tense environment both online and in public here at BYU. Many upset individuals say the controversy casts a shadow over the first week back into a traditional fall semester. But when you think about it- is there anything more traditional than BYU shooting themselves in the foot with negative PR? As in an actual … Continue reading “I Would Rather Dismantle a Bomb Than Open Twitter” Admits Dead-Eyed BYU Social Media Intern

Foot Fungus Outbreak at Helaman Halls

Watch out, freshmen! Chipman Hall’s entire first floor has reported cases of Ligma, a nasty foot fungus that turns your nails yellow and causes the skin to turn porous.  Other symptoms include diarrhea, nosebleeds, foot acne, dancing feet, and an inexplicable desire to join team Edward.  Sarah Winters says, “Everyone in our hall is livid. None of us can go to the pool on Saturday … Continue reading Foot Fungus Outbreak at Helaman Halls

New Feature on Y-App: Dating

Have you ever wanted to get that girl’s number in Writing 150 but been too shy to ask? BYU has now made it possible with a new dating feature on the university’s official app. Coming Fall 2021, this new feature will allow students to swipe through their classmates looking for a potential eternal companion. BYU has created a personalized profile for each unmarried student using … Continue reading New Feature on Y-App: Dating