Category: Life

Campus, Life

Student passes away due to lack of attention after offering opening prayer in mission language

There’s a lot of pressure to make a good impression for the first day of school – especially if it’s been an extremely long time since you’ve been back. Here at BYU, unprepared students all over campus worry about how they can stand out amongst such a diverse crowd. Meanwhile, countless returned missionaries slither their way to class with the ultimate card up their sleeve. … Continue reading Student passes away due to lack of attention after offering opening prayer in mission language

Sue Sylvester
Campus, Featured, Life

No One Shows Up to First Sunday Meeting at YSA Ward, As No One Wants to Get Calling

The empty chairs almost seemed to stare back as the bishopric looked around, puzzled as to why no one was at the first Sunday meeting of the fall semester. Our journalism team received a tip that no one would show to the meeting, as all the students were trying to avoid getting a calling. The only sounds audible in the room were the quiet coughs … Continue reading No One Shows Up to First Sunday Meeting at YSA Ward, As No One Wants to Get Calling

Inigo Montoya
Campus, Life, Uncategorized

BYU Tips and Tricks for a Successful First Year

New Student Orientation is nearly over, so you know what that means!  Time for all the information that your Y-Group leaders REFUSED to tell you! You WILL NEED ALL of your books.  If you do not have your books on your first day, that is a big, fat zero out of ten percent of your grade!  Now the highest score you can get in your … Continue reading BYU Tips and Tricks for a Successful First Year

Renesmee
Featured, Life

Ex-mormon who was successfully unvaccinated now considering revaccination over love of FDA

Ex-Mormon Allie Jones made headlines when she announced her successful reverse of her vaccine, her “unvaccination”, much to the bewilderment of medical professionals and the dismay of family and friends. Following the FDA’s full approval on August 23, Allie was faced with a choice tougher than anything she has ever experienced before. While everyone in Allie’s circle has long been frequently reminded about her being … Continue reading Ex-mormon who was successfully unvaccinated now considering revaccination over love of FDA

Mark Grayson
Featured, Life

Student Intends to Prolong His Homeless Week Says its “Better than Having to Deal with Provo Housing”

BYU student Daniel Gaines was supposed to be moving into an ironically named complex owned by the Provo Landlord Confederacy, but after spending the last week “homeless” in Provo, he’s decided that he would rather not have an apartment at all.  “I could pay hundreds of dollars to share a room with someone who snores and never takes out the garbage, or I could live … Continue reading Student Intends to Prolong His Homeless Week Says its “Better than Having to Deal with Provo Housing”

Albert Camus