Watch out, freshmen! Chipman Hall’s entire first floor has reported cases of Ligma, a nasty foot fungus that turns your nails yellow and causes the skin to turn porous. Other symptoms include diarrhea, nosebleeds, foot acne, dancing feet, and an inexplicable desire to join team Edward. Sarah Winters says, “Everyone in our hall is livid. None of us can go to the pool on Saturday … Continue reading Foot Fungus Outbreak at Helaman Halls
Have you ever wanted to get that girl’s number in Writing 150 but been too shy to ask? BYU has now made it possible with a new dating feature on the university’s official app. Coming Fall 2021, this new feature will allow students to swipe through their classmates looking for a potential eternal companion. BYU has created a personalized profile for each unmarried student using … Continue reading New Feature on Y-App: Dating
There’s a lot of pressure to make a good impression for the first day of school – especially if it’s been an extremely long time since you’ve been back. Here at BYU, unprepared students all over campus worry about how they can stand out amongst such a diverse crowd. Meanwhile, countless returned missionaries slither their way to class with the ultimate card up their sleeve. … Continue reading Student passes away due to lack of attention after offering opening prayer in mission language
The empty chairs almost seemed to stare back as the bishopric looked around, puzzled as to why no one was at the first Sunday meeting of the fall semester. Our journalism team received a tip that no one would show to the meeting, as all the students were trying to avoid getting a calling. The only sounds audible in the room were the quiet coughs … Continue reading No One Shows Up to First Sunday Meeting at YSA Ward, As No One Wants to Get Calling
New Student Orientation is nearly over, so you know what that means! Time for all the information that your Y-Group leaders REFUSED to tell you! You WILL NEED ALL of your books. If you do not have your books on your first day, that is a big, fat zero out of ten percent of your grade! Now the highest score you can get in your … Continue reading BYU Tips and Tricks for a Successful First Year
