BYU students change Y to YEET

Late Thursday night a group of BYU students hiked up Y Mountain to add three more letters. The new word reads, “YEET.” Incoming freshman Aron Martinsen led the charge: “We just wanted to get a head start on leaving our mark on this school. The Y was pretty basic and it deserved a glow up.” About 75 students, who all met on Mutual, gathered together … Continue reading BYU students change Y to YEET

DoTERRA Begins Production of Un-Essential Oils, Butter and Motor Oil Among New Products

Your mother’s favorite multi-level marketing scheme is doing its best to help the world in these trying times. Largely in response to recent nationwide shortages, DoTERRA has begun production of various other types of oils categorized as “Unessential”. Although these new oils will not align your chakras, they help you in other parts of your life. Here is the list of the new oils that … Continue reading DoTERRA Begins Production of Un-Essential Oils, Butter and Motor Oil Among New Products

BYU Parking Police Accused of Profiling “Weaker” Drivers to Meet Quotas, Drivers of the Toyota Prius, SmartCar, and Nissan Cube at Increased Risk

BYU Parking Police has recently been accused of profiling student’s cars when handing out parking tickets. As the numbers show, drivers of “weaker” cars such as the Nissan Cube and Toyota Prius have been issued 29% more tickets since the end of the Winter Semester.    When many students return home for the summer, the unanimously loved BYU Parking Police’s numbers naturally go down. Struggling … Continue reading BYU Parking Police Accused of Profiling “Weaker” Drivers to Meet Quotas, Drivers of the Toyota Prius, SmartCar, and Nissan Cube at Increased Risk

Student Poll: Do Bang Energy Drinks Break the Word of Wisdom?

In recent years there has been an explosion of energy drinks with high levels of caffeine – a dangerous gateway drug on par with sniffing Sharpies. And while 64% of BYU students admit they’ve performed the latter substance abuse, many say they consider energy drinks to break the Word of Wisdom.  Not all caffeinated drinks are created equal; the quantity of this laced drug varies … Continue reading Student Poll: Do Bang Energy Drinks Break the Word of Wisdom?

Five Musicians You Didn’t Know Were LDS

  From the Tabernacle Choir to Saturday’s Warrior, the LDS church is a musical one. It should come as no surprise that some of the most talented musicians of the modern era got started singing musical arrangements in sacrament meeting.  Ed Sheeran Sheeran is joined by a number of other talented vocalists/heartthrobs, such as Brandon Flowers and Tyler Glenn, that credit their religious upbringing for … Continue reading Five Musicians You Didn’t Know Were LDS