Quickly after the naming of his new baby, X Æ A-12, Elon Musk has announced that he will releasing a book of baby names at the end of this month. Moms in Utah are ecstatic at the prospect of taking the states bizarre names to the next level. Continue reading Utah Moms Excited for Elon Musk’s New Baby Name Book
With the virtual Spring term well underway and nothing to do but look out his window, sources confirm that President Kevin J. Worthen has become fixated on the state of his lawn. Neighbors have spotted him combing bushes with a hairbrush and report that he is at this very moment getting out the lawnmower to go over his front yard for the fourth time this … Continue reading President Worthen Mows Lawn for 4th Time This Week
As BYU moves forward with online Spring term classes, Provo-area landlords are worried that moving classes online in the fall could present an issue to their business. While some apartment complexes have taken laudable steps to alleviate the stress their tenants are dealing with, others have taken a different approach. “With a decrease in students coming to Provo for classes, we anticipate the need to … Continue reading Provo Landlords Concerned Online Classes Will Limit Rent Hikes
As millions across the nation spend their stimulus money to afford rent, groceries, and other expenses while dealing with the economic impact of Covid-19, some Provo-area men have taken a different approach. “Saving the money for a ring is clearly the right choice here.” says BYU student Chaz Winfield. “Besides, $1,200 is more than two months of rent so it’ll make whoever I give it … Continue reading Single Provo-Area Men Saving Stimulus Money For Engagement Ring
Sources confirm that Benjamin Fuller, a recently graduated BYU engineering student, was ecstatic to finish his finals and set off into the real world. In an upbeat Facebook post this morning, Fuller announced his latest career plans to immediately accept a fulltime position in his parents’ basement. “I’ll have to uproot myself and move back across the country to my parents’ house in Idaho, but … Continue reading BYU Grad Pleased to Announce He Has Accepted Fulltime Position in Parents’ Basement
