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Student Makes Fortune Selling Out-of-State License Plates to Utah Natives

BYU Junior Carson Adams has allegedly made thousands of dollars over the past year helping Utah natives hide their true state of residence. For just $200, hundreds of students previously embarrassed of their Provo heritage have been able to cover it up completely by purchasing license plates and documents from their state of choice. “The most popular one is California, but every once in a … Continue reading Student Makes Fortune Selling Out-of-State License Plates to Utah Natives

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How to Perfectly Execute Your Learning Suite Marriage Proposal

Dating can be hard in Provo. Thankfully, BYU has created Learning Suite, an innovative tool to enhance your dating life and keep track of your grades at the same time. Here is your how-to guide for arranging eternal love on the course management software. 1. Decide which class website best suits your needs While Learning Suite is The Alternate Universe’s recommended pick, you may prefer … Continue reading How to Perfectly Execute Your Learning Suite Marriage Proposal

RMs Use Campus Shuttle To Recapture Mission Magic

BYU’s shuttle system provides an appreciated service for many students in Provo, allowing them to get to and from home quickly even if they don’t live close to campus. For some students, however, the benefit is more than just practical. “It just brings me back to Warsaw in a way I never thought anything could,” says recently returned missionary Robert Banks. “After leaving Poland three … Continue reading RMs Use Campus Shuttle To Recapture Mission Magic

Local Maceys Refuses to Stop Playing ‘All By Myself’ Over the Loudspeaker

Hearts were bursting today as the Provo Maceys blasted Eric Carmen’s hit song ‘All By Myself’ for hours on repeat. Shoppers were serenaded by Carmen’s dulcet tones from 2 in the afternoon until closing, late that evening. Jacob Reedy, a Macey’s employee who was working during the musical escapade, told reporters that he believed that “whoever was playing the song on repeat probably had a … Continue reading Local Maceys Refuses to Stop Playing ‘All By Myself’ Over the Loudspeaker