BYU senior Dave Frederickson is currently seeking more information about a red-haired freshman he briefly saw in the Cougareat yesterday. While the beginning of Fall semester is already a popular time for upperclassmen to get to know students who are new to the university, Wendy seems to have caught the eyes of dozens of recently-returned missionaries. “She definitely appears to be pretty popular.” he said, … Continue reading BYU Student Inquires About Relationship Status of Incoming Freshman “Wendy”

With summer ending soon, the time has come for everyone to realize that they have done absolutely nothing cool or exciting for the last four months. Luckily, you still have enough time to get something impressive accomplished! Here are a few ideas to get you started: Break as many honor code rules as you possibly can. It’s about time you took advantage of your freedom … Continue reading 6 Fun Things To Do Before Fall Semester

Hoping to make a great impression on a first date with Megan, Provo resident Danny Carlson spent the better half of Monday putting together a killer outfit. Sources close to Danny confirm that this is the only part of the night he will put any thought into. “The hardest part has been trying to decide on whether or not to wear athletic apparel.” Danny says, … Continue reading Local Provo Guy Meticulously Prepares Outfit to Wear on Date He Won’t Plan