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Local Couple Spends Six Hours on Doorstep Saying Goodnight

Unable to part ways after curfew went into effect at 1:30 AM, BYU student Blake Emerson ended up standing with his girlfriend at her apartment door until the sun rose early Saturday morning. Emerson and his girlfriend Makeighla Simmons consider themselves “inseparable” and have pledged to not let BYU-approved housing rules get in the way of their undying love. “I remember finally checking my Apple … Continue reading Local Couple Spends Six Hours on Doorstep Saying Goodnight

The 5 Types of Ministers You’ll Have

The Desserters Sure they came over and introduced themselves, but you’ll never actually see the desserters again after that first plate of brownies. You don’t bother them, and they don’t bother you. The No-Show It doesn’t matter how many times you sync the ward directory, this minister isn’t going to show up. You think it might be the guy that sits next to the EQP … Continue reading The 5 Types of Ministers You’ll Have

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Student Makes Fortune Selling Out-of-State License Plates to Utah Natives

BYU Junior Carson Adams has allegedly made thousands of dollars over the past year helping Utah natives hide their true state of residence. For just $200, hundreds of students previously embarrassed of their Provo heritage have been able to cover it up completely by purchasing license plates and documents from their state of choice. “The most popular one is California, but every once in a … Continue reading Student Makes Fortune Selling Out-of-State License Plates to Utah Natives

Learning Suite Proposal

How to Perfectly Execute Your Learning Suite Marriage Proposal

Dating can be hard in Provo. Thankfully, BYU has created Learning Suite, an innovative tool to enhance your dating life and keep track of your grades at the same time. Here is your how-to guide for arranging eternal love on the course management software. 1. Decide which class website best suits your needs While Learning Suite is The Alternate Universe’s recommended pick, you may prefer … Continue reading How to Perfectly Execute Your Learning Suite Marriage Proposal

RMs Use Campus Shuttle To Recapture Mission Magic

BYU’s shuttle system provides an appreciated service for many students in Provo, allowing them to get to and from home quickly even if they don’t live close to campus. For some students, however, the benefit is more than just practical. “It just brings me back to Warsaw in a way I never thought anything could,” says recently returned missionary Robert Banks. “After leaving Poland three … Continue reading RMs Use Campus Shuttle To Recapture Mission Magic