VidAngel to Censor Super Bowl LIV Halftime Show, Remove Shakira’s Hips

Following the September announcement that Shakira and Jennifer Lopez would be co-headlining this year’s Super Bowl LIV halftime show, public unrest has been high. The artists– known respectively for hits such as “Hips Don’t Lie” and “If You Had My Love” ­– have been hit with preemptive backlash over what people think the show will probably be like. “Her hips don’t lie,” retorted Joanne Davis, … Continue reading VidAngel to Censor Super Bowl LIV Halftime Show, Remove Shakira’s Hips

The Alternate Universe’s Guide to Super Bowl LIV

Super Bowl Sunday is one of the country’s grandest days. Nothing screams “America!” like sitting on a couch for four hours, staring at a screen, and eating food that isn’t even that good. The Alternate Universe has compiled this ultimate guide for you to navigate Super Bowl LIV. Who’s playing? The San Francisco 49ers, representing the Big 12 Conference, and the Kansas City Chiefs, representing … Continue reading The Alternate Universe’s Guide to Super Bowl LIV

BYU Football Team Disbanded in Favor of Superior Spikeball Team

Students across campus have been buzzing this week thanks to BYU’s latest announcement: the football team has been disbanded, with the football program set to be pulled from the official athletic lineup in the fall. The intramural spikeball team, which has been formally upgraded to a nationally competitive collegiate team, will take its place. Indeed, spikeball– the most beloved sport in the country– will be … Continue reading BYU Football Team Disbanded in Favor of Superior Spikeball Team

Cosmo the Cougar Revealed to Be Man in Costume in Shocking Scandal

BYU’s win over Boise State on Saturday was marred by a startling revelation, as the university admitted for the first time publicly that their beloved mascot, Cosmo, was not a real mountain lion. The announcement took the form of a mid-game recognition of those past charlatans who had dared deceive the public into thinking they were, in fact, a real living cougar. “I’m glad that … Continue reading Cosmo the Cougar Revealed to Be Man in Costume in Shocking Scandal

BYU’s ROC Board Announces New Married Student Seating Section

Saying they were seeking a better fan experience for all students, the ROC Board announced Saturday that they will be introducing a new student section for married students ahead of tonight’s game at LaVell Edwards Stadium against Boise State. “We’ve always wanted to provide the best possible experience for our fans from all demographics, and this new section will allow all married students to sit … Continue reading BYU’s ROC Board Announces New Married Student Seating Section