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President Nelson Reconsiders Age of Accountability After Great-Grandson, Age 9, Swallows Magnets For Fun

Fresh off the 190th Annual General Conference, an anonymous source from Church Headquarters reports the First Presidency is reevaluating the official age of accountability.  The alleged discussion comes directly after President Nelson acknowledged his great-grandson’s knack of swallowing magnets, which almost landed him in the hospital last weekend.  For years, doctors have warned parents that when ingested, magnets can clasp together and cause severe internal … Continue reading President Nelson Reconsiders Age of Accountability After Great-Grandson, Age 9, Swallows Magnets For Fun

Sue Sylvester
General Conference, News

LDS Church to Record Laugh Track for Next General Conference

The biannual meeting for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints once again had to be held completely virtually. In a weekend of spiritual enlightenment and uplifting messages the general authorities were upset that their jokes weren’t well received. The First Presidency and the Quorum of the Twelve immediately got to work to remedy this problem. They have officially announced that they will be … Continue reading LDS Church to Record Laugh Track for Next General Conference

Art Vandelay
General Conference, Life

“Elder Bednar’s tests were a ‘proving’ and ‘trying’ time in my life,” says man who took the Apostle’s classes

On the morning of the October 3rd session of General Conference, Elder David A Bednar gave a powerful talk on the importance of tests, and how they prepare us for both academic pursuits and life. While rousing to most who heard it, the talk reminded Samuel Aggleton, a former student of Elder Bednar’s, of some tough memories. Samuel took to Twitter to proclaim: “Elder Bednar’s … Continue reading “Elder Bednar’s tests were a ‘proving’ and ‘trying’ time in my life,” says man who took the Apostle’s classes

James West
General Conference, News

Man claims to have received calling as General Conference ‘rumor extinguisher’

In preparation for the anticipated general conference weekend for the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, members around the world have shared their predictions and the rumors they’ve heard concerning what might be revealed in a few short days. These predictions resulted in many different blogs, YouTube channels, and Twitter accounts dedicated to convincing others of their beliefs in the rumors. However, the majority … Continue reading Man claims to have received calling as General Conference ‘rumor extinguisher’

Gail Black
Life

LDS Church Announces List Of Temples To Be Destroyed

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced the beginning of the destruction of some of the less-frequently used temples in a press release on Monday morning. “It’s all due to budget cuts, ok? The plan is to destroy them, and then rebuild them as mobile temples just because of…you know…2020.” said a spokesperson for the Church. The announcement adds that no temple will … Continue reading LDS Church Announces List Of Temples To Be Destroyed

Liz Lemon