Everyone loves Cosmo, but there is one mystery to this fellow: who is behind the mask? Investigators have speculated and come up with ideas such as Betty White, Kevin J Worthen, and Joseph Smith. Problem is, none of them can dance. We, at The Alternate Universe, have found evidence suggesting that Jojo Siwa is the one who entertains us during halftime, who jumps rope on stilts, and who carries the dunk team on her shoulders.

Evidence, you ask?

They have the same choreography.

Both of them have fanbases of mainly six-year-olds.

They have similar merch.

They basically have the same face.

And if they get upset, they both come back like a boomerang.