Finished your time at the Lord’s University but don’t have work yet? If you’ve entered to learn but still aren’t quite going forth to serve, these five ideas might help you out! 

1. Connect with every BYU Alumni still alive on LinkedIn. 

Definitely feels productive! That way you can assure your parents that you’re doing everything you can to find work!

2. Busking at Temple Square 

You’ve taken music lessons since you were 9, right? Like the impotent of the New Testament, pray that others will pity you enough to offer alms.

3. Bully Chat GPT until it leaves the workplace

Thus opening more positions for you. It’s up to you to secure the future of organic life forms!

4. Sell your body.

Plasma donation will sustain you until you figure out something out … or until your body replenishes enough blood to donate again.

5. Get married.

Why not? Couldn’t hurt, and everyone else is doing it. If you’re going to be jobless, it’s a lot more fun to be jobless with a spouse!