In a shocking turn of events, Punxsutawney Phil has expanded his ability to prognosticate. In addition to his prediction about spring, Punxsy Phil says that you will be single for at least six more years.

“I guess yesterday was the wrong day to break up with my boyfriend,” says sophomore Kyleigh McManussen.

“I’ve been single for 29 years. What’s six more?” says grad student Jeyson Mason.

There is no official statement from Phil’s PR team as to the reason for his intense declaration. However, there are rumors around Punxsutawney that his wife left him a few months ago and he is still reeling.

Only time will tell if this anti-love prophecy will come true.