Top 10 Questions to Ask on a First Date

If you want to secure a Valentine before next week, try using these questions to have the best date of your life. Each one is scientifically proven to help you better understand your date and make them fall in love with you.

Top 10 Questions for Girls to ask Guys:

  1. Are you a man or a muppet?
  2. Thoughts on slavery? Good, bad, still on the fence about it?
  3. Would you rather die of starvation or resort to cannibalism?
  4. How far do you think you would get in the Hunger Games?
  5. What are the names of Shrek’s 3 kids?
  6. Are you gatekeep, gaslight, or girlboss?
  7. Do you consider yourself to be a feminist? 
  8. Do you see yourself as a knight, cowboy, samurai, or pirate?
  9. Are you willing to bust a move?
  10. Is your maternal grandfather bald?

Top 10 Questions for Guys to ask Girls:

  1. What’s your favorite dinosaur?
  2. Kiss, mary, kill: Poptropica, Club Penguin, and Webkins
  3. Do you think the Mets are gonna make it to the World Series this year?
  4. Would you rather wake up in 500lbs of fresh shrimp every morning, or have one small shrimp crawl out of your butt every hour? 
  5. Thoughts on Cars 2?
  6. If I were a woman, do you think I could take your mom in a fight?
  7. How do you beat Minecraft? 
  8. Can we go to your place? My apartment is really dirty. 
  9. Should we watch a documentary…? 
  10. Can you spell icup?

 

Couples who used these questions on their first dates had a 80% marriage rate. But the only way to find out if they really work is to try them for yourself.

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