Author: Jane Lane

Learning Suite Proposal
Life

How to Perfectly Execute Your Learning Suite Marriage Proposal

Dating can be hard in Provo. Thankfully, BYU has created Learning Suite, an innovative tool to enhance your dating life and keep track of your grades at the same time. Here is your how-to guide for arranging eternal love on the course management software. 1. Decide which class website best suits your needs While Learning Suite is The Alternate Universe’s recommended pick, you may prefer … Continue reading How to Perfectly Execute Your Learning Suite Marriage Proposal

Jane Lane
News

Enraged BYU Students Continue to Not Read The Universe in Response to Scandal

President Worthen’s investigation of The Universe yesterday marked the latest twist in an increasingly damning saga of exploitation, abuse, and fake news. The administration has yet to officially condemn The Universe for exploiting unpaid student labor, which may indicate just how deep this scandal goes. In spite of this, several grassroots movements have begun taking matters into their own hands by organizing protests. As a … Continue reading Enraged BYU Students Continue to Not Read The Universe in Response to Scandal

Jane Lane
Campus

BYU Introduces New Course That is Just Syllabus Week All Semester

Due to impressive school-wide attendance for the first few days of class, BYU has decided to offer a new course, Student Development 400, where students will study exclusively first-day-of-class materials. The expected learning outcomes (and a rough outline of the course) are described as follows: Syllabus Mastery (Weeks 1-8)– Students will gain an in-depth understanding of syllabus. In lieu of midterms, four “closed-learning suite” syllabus … Continue reading BYU Introduces New Course That is Just Syllabus Week All Semester

Jane Lane
Life

6 Fun Things To Do Before Fall Semester

With summer ending soon, the time has come for everyone to realize that they have done absolutely nothing cool or exciting for the last four months. Luckily, you still have enough time to get something impressive accomplished! Here are a few ideas to get you started: Break as many honor code rules as you possibly can. It’s about time you took advantage of your freedom … Continue reading 6 Fun Things To Do Before Fall Semester

Jane Lane