Late Thursday night a group of BYU students hiked up Y Mountain to add three more letters. The new word reads, “YEET.” Incoming freshman Aron Martinsen led the charge: “We just wanted to get a head start on leaving our mark on this school. The Y was pretty basic and it deserved a glow up.” About 75 students, who all met on Mutual, gathered together … Continue reading BYU students change Y to YEET
In a controversial move, the Honor Code at BYU recently started a new program in order to predict when students are planning on breaking the Honor Code and discipline them before they get a chance. They hired some new employees to discern where the next “pre-violation” will take place. The new employees are all connected to a computer in the basement of the Talmage building … Continue reading BYU hires new employees to predict Honor Code violations before they happen
In the Sunday Morning session of General Conference, people from around the world spoke on a variety of topics. It was mentioned that talks had been given by speakers “from every inhabited continent.” All three scientists in Antarctica who are members of the Church were outraged at the lack of representation. Jaxson McHale, a glaciologist from Payson stationed at the Ross Ice Shelf, said, “They … Continue reading Antarctica Scientists Enraged at Lack of Representation at General Conference
The classic St. Patrick’s Day malarkey found its way to BYU today in the form of a bar fight at Milk & Cookies. The famous dessert location in the Wilkinson Center had a special deal for mint chocolate milk and chocolate chip cookies with green M&Ms. Senior Braeyden McMasterson said he took his girlfriend, Ashtyn Anderson, to celebrate their seven-weekiversary, when another student started to … Continue reading St. Patrick’s Day bar fight breaks out in Wilkinson Center
At the end of an online stake training meeting with the American Fork West Stake, Elder David A. Bednar revealed that he was actually wearing Utah Jazz sweatpants with his white shirt and tie. He explained, “It’s NBA All-Star Weekend and I have to rep my squad – especially after Gobert and Spida got disrespected like that in the draft.” Reactions varied among the members … Continue reading Elder Bednar wears Utah Jazz sweatpants during meeting
