The members of the Cedar Hills 17th Ward are in the midst of an intense debate. Donald Johnson has been their bishop for almost five years and is expected to be released before the end of the year. This past Sunday, Johnson called Amy Burnett to be the new Young Women President. In a shocking turn of events, over half of the congregation refused to … Continue reading Ward Won’t Sustain YW President Until There’s a New Bishop
With the NFL resuming play this past week, the Jacobson family of Pleasant Grove rekindled their argument over whether or not it is okay to watch football on Sundays. This debate has ravaged the family for over a decade. Every year Steve tries to turn on the TV and each time Sandy has told him to turn it off. She has turned her head away … Continue reading Family Reignites Argument Over Whether It’s Okay to Watch Football on Sunday
McCabe McKellar, a 21 year-old BYU student, posted a video tribute to COVID-19 on Instagram earlier today. In the tribute he thanked COVID-19 and the global pandemic for allowing him to manspread anywhere he goes. He said that this crisis has changed his life for the better: “So many new opportunities have opened up for me! I can manspread on the bus, at airports, and … Continue reading BYU Student Thanks Pandemic for Allowing Him to “Manspread”
Last week the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints announced that members could submit names online for the prayer roll at the temple. Today they have released the results of the most submitted names. Leading the way are members of the Utah Jazz and Zach Wilson, the quarterback for BYU’s football team. Many people are asking for prayers for the Jazz in the playoffs. … Continue reading Utah Jazz Lead Online Temple Prayer Roll Submissions
New reports coming in suggest that a controversial dance party held in Provo Friday night was simply one young man’s attempt to find love. The youth organizer (name of minor redacted) turned 14 in March and was really excited to start going to stake dances. Unfortunately, that has not been possible due to the pandemic. During this lockdown period he has also been in constant … Continue reading Young Man Organizes Dangerous Underground Dance Party Just to Ask Crush to Slow Dance
