Today, Utah declared independence. It is unclear why. There is a list of reasons that the now-sovereign state gave us on their declaration, and it is quite short. The first and only reason is because of Biden’s infrastructure plan–”He has provided an infrastructure plan that will cause there to be way too much construction. We are officially done with construction. We do not care if … Continue reading Utah Declares Independence
Maxom Jass, aged 27 months, was licking Cheerios off the floor when we approached him. “Goo goo ga ga,” he said when he saw us. His cherubim cheeks glistened with curiosity as we brought over our camcorder. “I wanna pway with that device,” he said. We had to explain to him that no, it was not a toy, but that we were there to interview … Continue reading From the Mouth of Babes: Exclusive Interview with the Kid Who Eats Cheerios off the Floor at Church
We’ve all been there–a family home evening activity that is just not vibing right. “For my last group’s activity, we wrote analytical essays about why Toy Story is the best movie. When I tried to write about The Shining instead, my FHE daddy said it HAD to be Toy Story. When I said I had not ever seen it, he threatened to call the bishop?? … Continue reading How to Get Out of FHE, Post-Pandemic
Have you ever noticed how the bell tower on campus only plays hymns? Sometimes they get old, so to spice things up a bit, the bell tower committee decided to debut the new hymnbook a few years early. The new hymn book includes some much-loved classics such as “Popcorn Popping” and “Sunbeam.” However, there are some new additions. Wyatt Wallace, the bell tower vice … Continue reading BYU Bell Tower Debuts New Hymn Book
Early last Saturday, during one of his social media rants, Trucker Carl, an intern from the Honor Code Office, was talking about the dangers of being on campus. The main one, he claims, is the academic stress that every student faces. He says that the worst part of it is that their stress can radiate and affect the people around them. He even goes as … Continue reading Please Do Not Call the HCO Over Kids on Campus
