Author: Renesmee

Ever since coming of age at age 7, Renesmee has been delightfully working at the Alternate Universe. She is from Highland, Utah, and she enjoys dancing, singing, hiking, reading, and blood. Renesmee is majoring in Computer Science with a minor in French because her name is supposedly French. In her spare time, she enjoys long walks on the beach with Jacob, which is not weird at all. Here's a video of her from a few years ago: https://youtu.be/UyuIcE7P6_A After graduation, Renesmee plans to get a PhD in estheticianing and an MD in plastic surgery. Want to steal her look? She will open a practice in Los Angeles. Renesmee is a mother of four dogs and one goldfish, all named Ethyl.
5 Things to Know, Featured, Life

5 Pictures of Cosmo That Will Make You Say, “That’s No Cougar, That’s Jojo Siwa!”

Everyone loves Cosmo, but there is one mystery to this fellow: who is behind the mask? Investigators have speculated and come up with ideas such as Betty White, Kevin J Worthen, and Joseph Smith. Problem is, none of them can dance. We, at The Alternate Universe, have found evidence suggesting that Jojo Siwa is the one who entertains us during halftime, who jumps rope on … Continue reading 5 Pictures of Cosmo That Will Make You Say, “That’s No Cougar, That’s Jojo Siwa!”

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Life

Gifts For the People On Your List That You Just Really Don’t Like

The season of giving is upon us. Thing is, what if you don’t feel like giving something? Well, not in terms of money, but more like ohmygoshmyroommateistheworstshedoesnotdeserveanyofmyattention. The second greatest commandment is to love thy neighbor as yourself. This means including them in holiday festivities when you don’t feel like it. What do you give them though? Here is a list of ideas to help … Continue reading Gifts For the People On Your List That You Just Really Don’t Like

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Featured, News

MTC Now Offering New, Entertainment-Based Curriculum

Last week, the Missionary Training Center in Provo, Utah announced a change in curriculum. From now on, new missionaries will receive assignments to watch popular TV shows in their mission languages. This initiative aims to eliminate the awkward struggle of trying to talk colloquially after learning from the Book of Mormon’s archaic vocabulary. New missionaries weigh in: “I have an assignment to watch Erased, but … Continue reading MTC Now Offering New, Entertainment-Based Curriculum

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Life

New Provo Temple will Function Exclusively for Living Sealings

You may have heard the Church’s decision to close the doors on its fondly-regarded cupcake temple. Fret not, for there will be another temple in its place. The wedding cake temple.  The temple, shaped like a three-tiered wedding cake, will be only for live sealings. This temple’s mission is hoped to fill in the gaps left by other temples struggling to meet demand for sealings … Continue reading New Provo Temple will Function Exclusively for Living Sealings

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BYU Voices

Provo Voices: Is the Church Liberal?

The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced on Monday that they will be implementing recycling bins in all ward meetinghouses. The “stewardship bins”, as President Nelson fondly dubbed them, will “help return the earth to its paradisiacal glory.” This announcement has upset many church members, most of whom live in Utah County. The Church has historically chosen to stay out of politics, and … Continue reading Provo Voices: Is the Church Liberal?

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