BYU Proposes ‘Subtle Changes’ to Y Mountain in New Rendering

Have you ever thought Y Mountain looked a bit bland? Like it was missing something? Maybe four gigantic stone carvings of the most influential LDS figures? Well then it seems stupid minds think alike, because BYU has proposed the stone faces of Joseph Smith, Brigham Young, Donny Osmond, and hot Nephi to grace the mountain. Project manager Starling Painthuffer confirmed the proposed plans on November … Continue reading BYU Proposes ‘Subtle Changes’ to Y Mountain in New Rendering

Kevin Worthen on the Prowl for Date to Homecoming Formal

BYU campus is on high alert today. For one, excitement is in the air for tonight’s Homecoming Formal Dance. And for another, more sinister reason, President Kevin Jessica Worthen is reportedly on the prowl for a date. He was seen just this morning making excessive eye contact and casually wearing his shirt unbuttoned. According to Worthen, this is just his normal “casual Friday” attire.  “My … Continue reading Kevin Worthen on the Prowl for Date to Homecoming Formal

Five Ideas to Include in Your Future Planet

Do members eventually get to create their own planet in the celestial kingdom? Eh, we don’t know. But who cares? Haven’t you ever played Sims 4? The high of going creator-mode is on par with that third Swig drink of the day; To put it simply, imagination is one h*ck of a drug. And that’s something clearly seen in a recent survey the Alternate Universe … Continue reading Five Ideas to Include in Your Future Planet

New Study Shows Modesty Outlets Outnumber Mental Health Facilities in Utah

Utah- a state ranked 50th in access to mental health care and a population full of mentally ill people. But at least they’re all wearing square neck, puffy sleeve, knee-length floral dresses! A recent study shows that modesty outlets have officially outnumbered mental health facilities in Utah, a reflection in how maybe retail therapy is the real cure. We sat down with researcher and mental … Continue reading New Study Shows Modesty Outlets Outnumber Mental Health Facilities in Utah

Wedding Invitations: Honored to Make the Cut, Impossible to Get to the Fridge

All the engagements during the Winter semester have finally caught up to us, and the summer wedding season has officially kicked off. But between the promises of love lie a large number of students overwhelmed with the amount of June wedding invitations they’ve received.  “It’s like a J.Crew catalog threw up on my fridge,” student Kim Breedlove said about the number of invitations she’s placed … Continue reading Wedding Invitations: Honored to Make the Cut, Impossible to Get to the Fridge