Author: Lisa Simpson

Campus, Featured

BYU Denies There Were Ever Rectangle Tables in the Wilk

Thousands of students say the rectables came as suddenly as they went. Administrators say they never existed. The questions remains: Who’s doing the lying, and is BYU covering up something much more sinister? Last Monday, students reported that literally overnight, the circular tables in the Wilkinson Student Center were replaced with rectangle tables arrayed end to end. Opinions on the change varied. What caused the … Continue reading BYU Denies There Were Ever Rectangle Tables in the Wilk

Lisa Simpson
Featured, Life, News

BYU Returning to Online Classes In Response to Cheese Touch Outbreak

This morning around 9 am, BYU students received the news that all classes will convert to online delivery effective immediately in response to the recent cheese touch outbreak on campus. They say it’s worse than a case of nuclear cooties. It spreads faster than butter on a hot roll, and it can smell fear. With around 5,000 campus cases and counting, the administration was left … Continue reading BYU Returning to Online Classes In Response to Cheese Touch Outbreak

Lisa Simpson
Featured, Life

Top 5 Best Places to Break Up in Provo

Breaking up is hard. Make it a little bit easier by planning to have “the talk” at one of these sensible locations.   5. Costco Food Court This low-key venue is an excellent space to talk about your most vulnerable and guarded feelings. Plus, who could be mad with a chicken bake in their mouth? 4.  The Bus Nothing says “I still care about you, … Continue reading Top 5 Best Places to Break Up in Provo

Lisa Simpson
Featured, Life, News

Most Popular Utah Baby Names Right Now

Every year, about 50,000 babies are born in Utah, each one as unique and beautiful as the name they are given. Here are the most popular baby names sweeping Utah right now, and yes, that’s really how it’s spelled.   MOST POPULAR GIRL NAMES -MaKyleigh -Kirtlyn -Taiten -McKlenzington -Brynleigha -LeMackynzie -M’chelle -Tayson -Nayvie -Oaklie -Lizziemguireton   MOST POPULAR BOY NAMES -Trinston -Arson -Jaarohn -Brynler -Tesla … Continue reading Most Popular Utah Baby Names Right Now

Lisa Simpson
Featured, Life

Boys Who Never Got Their Eagle Scout: Where Are They Now?

The Eagle Scout rank is one of the highest accolades that any red-blooded American boy could ever aspire to earn. Studies have shown that those who achieve this honor are highly successful in life. But what about those who didn’t soar to the heights of the Eagle rank? The statistics are nothing short of shocking. 35% Homeless: Without their American business and labor merit badges, … Continue reading Boys Who Never Got Their Eagle Scout: Where Are They Now?

Lisa Simpson