Everybody knows Provo is for lovers. According to Utah Valley’s public database, around 10,000 couples tie the knot every year in Provo, including many of your friends who will soon forget you exist. If you want to keep your best friend since the first grade, the best thing you can do is get married too. Here’s the Alternate Universe’s top five most romantic spots for … Continue reading Top 5 Most Romantic Places to Propose in Provo
Having a loved one who struggles with wearing bowties to church can be overwhelming. You might be unsure about what to do, what to say, or how your actions may affect your relationship. No matter what fears you may have, it’s important to offer your support and love. Here are few steps to take when approaching and supporting a friend in need. 1. Consider Where … Continue reading Five Ways to Help a Friend Struggling With Wearing Bowties to Church
Tucked away in the brick and mortar of downtown Center Street lives a mysterious institution of which many claim to know. In today’s bumping and grinding culture, Provo’s “Country Swing Dancing” club supposedly stands as a charming refuge from sin. While the club certainly attests to offer innocent Provo residents a wholesome place to dance the night away, recent ex-cult members say it is your … Continue reading Provo country swing dancing scene actually dangerous cult organization
With fall semester starting up at BYU, textbook season is in full swing yet again. Preparing yourself with all the right materials for your upcoming classes used to be a friendly endeavor. But as of this morning, the BYU store is literally under fire for trying to make a sneaky profit off of vulnerable underclassmen. Many underclassmen say that they got an email from the … Continue reading Mass Book Burning Riot Rages at BYU Store in Response to Unsolicited Textbook Orders
BYU students and the general public alike are already crying “copycat” over the new face of Utah Valley University. Last Friday, UVU announced that they were lying their mascot Willy the Wolverine to rest to make room for their new figurehead, “Costco”. Costco is a 6 foot tall Ocelot who specializes in clogging. Though he sports green rather than blue, he seems eerily similar to … Continue reading UVU announces new mascot “Costco the Ocelot”
