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Student finally realizes we live in a simulation after “sus” NPC activity on campus

Keanu Jermichaelson, a senior at BYU majoring in Ancient Scripture, finally came to terms with his futile existence. As we are all well aware, we live in a simulation created by our technological overlords Mark Zuckerberg and Jeff Bezos. But surprisingly, there are only a select few remaining who have not accepted this. Jermichaelson was one of them. “I just started to notice that things … Continue reading Student finally realizes we live in a simulation after “sus” NPC activity on campus

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, News

The Daily Universe Awards The Alternate Universe “Best Provo Publication”

In a delightful but unsurprising turn of events, BYU’s own The Daily Universe has decided to crown The Alternate Universe “Best Provo Publication” of 2021. We, at The Alternate Universe, graciously accept this award and acknowledge the excellent taste of the journalists at The Daily Universe. During the award ceremony Jacleighn Hutchinson, a journalist at The Daily Universe, explained some of the rationale behind this … Continue reading The Daily Universe Awards The Alternate Universe “Best Provo Publication”

Sister Michael
5 Things to Know, Campus, Life

Five Tips For Dating Your TA

We all know that feeling- you walk into a lab or recitation, and that’s when your eyes meet. The most attractive student you’ve ever seen at BYU. Maybe a year or two older, they look like they’ve got their life together and they check all the boxes. That is, until they stand up and start teaching the class. Are you allowed to ask out your … Continue reading Five Tips For Dating Your TA

Carmen Sandeigo
Campus, Life, News

BYU Creamery to be featured on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives

Guy Fieri has ventured into new territory by featuring the BYU Creamery on the latest episode of his show Diners, Drive-ins and Dives. After many years of petitioning to be on the show, the Creamery finally gets its wish. While the main focus of the episode is ice cream, they also showcase the other food. “What other place would sell ice cream, burgers, and fries?” said … Continue reading BYU Creamery to be featured on Diners, Drive-ins and Dives

Cameron Frye
Campus, News

Students React to BYU’s New Optional Mask Policy

Since in-person classes were reinstated in August 2021, we’ve seen a number of students treat the required mask policy like a child with ADHD treats lego instructions. But as of last week, BYU has announced that masks will no longer be required inside classrooms or other indoor spaces. So the Alternate Universe decided to take journalism to the streets and ask fellow students how they … Continue reading Students React to BYU’s New Optional Mask Policy

Sue Sylvester