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Cosma the Cougar Opens Up About Mental Health Struggles

Early this morning Cosma, spokesperson for both female and same-sex attracted students, bravely tweeted out “ : ( ” sparking a campus-wide discussion of mental health. Official Cosma Spokesperson Ed Bennett was quick to confirm that the two-character emoticon was in fact Cosma making a bold and compelling statement. “Cosma doesn’t actually speak, but I can assure you as her spokesperson and translator, that what … Continue reading Cosma the Cougar Opens Up About Mental Health Struggles

Albert Camus
Campus

BYU Creamery launches new milk flavor: Pumpkin Spice

BYU Creamery has done it again! Following the success of their Mint Chocolate Brownie Milk, the creamery has created another masterpiece to take its place in the Great Hall of Creamery Milks: Pumpkin Spice Milk. This new fall treat will take its place alongside the classic BYU Chocolate Milk and crowd favorite Cookies and Cream Milk. This Fall flavor comes as a part of a … Continue reading BYU Creamery launches new milk flavor: Pumpkin Spice

Sister Michael
Campus, Featured

Top 5 Classes to take next semester

Already hate the classes you are in this semester? Take your mind off your terrible previous life decisions and think about the future! Here are the top 5 classes you need to take next semester to fill the insatiable void that consumes your soul. #5 CHEM 350 – Non-GMO, 85% Lean, Grass-Fed Organic Chemistry Everyone’s favorite class, Organic Chemistry, gets a more environmentally friendly upgrade … Continue reading Top 5 Classes to take next semester

Bobby Zimmeruski
Campus, Featured, Life

BYU Puts on Sin-Themed Haunted House to Scare Students Straight

Halloween is a favorite time of year for BYU students. “Spooky season” is jam-packed with fall adventures, such as pumpkin patches, corn mazes, hay-rides, and of course, haunted houses. While many if not most of these activities are wholesome and recreational, the BYU administration is becoming increasingly concerned with how the adversary’s influence might be heightened during this eerie time. To keep students on the … Continue reading BYU Puts on Sin-Themed Haunted House to Scare Students Straight

Lisa Simpson
Campus, Life

BYUtv Announces New Show Lineup

You may remember Studio C and Dwight in Shining Armor, but these shows have been canceled for being “too immature”. In their place, there will be new shows catered to the modern BYU student. “We realized that many students find no interest in watching BYUtv, so we shifted our target audience from sheltered bubble people to the type of freshmen you see on BYU Barstool,” … Continue reading BYUtv Announces New Show Lineup

Renesmee