Category: Campus

Campus, News

Wilkinson Piano Player Actually Chained Against His Will

The BYU Wilkinson Center is mainly known to function as a center on campus for studying, eating, and ignoring booths of solicitors. But under the innocent mirage of a student center lies another sinister purpose: a prison.  Many have noticed the daily disturbance coming from a pianist at the center of the Wilk. What they might not know, is that this infamous pianist quite literally … Continue reading Wilkinson Piano Player Actually Chained Against His Will

Sue Sylvester
Campus

BYU Announces Solution to Parking Scarcity on Campus

The university intends to complete the “Cougar Game,” in which students will compete for parking spots, before the start of next semester.  After years of failed attempts of fixing the parking situation by promoting public transportation, charging for parking, and hiring more parking enforcers, BYU officials believe that they have finally come up with a foolproof plan. “It’s very simple,” said a nameless, faceless university … Continue reading BYU Announces Solution to Parking Scarcity on Campus

Albert Camus1 Comment
Campus, Featured

Tragic: Young Student in Three Day Long Testing Center Line Dies in the Elements

As mid-term season comes into full swing, students are anxiously lining up for a seat in the holy of holies of the most sacred building on BYU campus- the testing center. With so many students taking scheduled tests at the same time, the line has been seen stretching all the way down Provo Canyon. “I knew that getting into the testing center was at least … Continue reading Tragic: Young Student in Three Day Long Testing Center Line Dies in the Elements

Lisa Simpson
Campus, Featured, Life

What’s Going on in Rexburg?

Do you guys remember all of your friends from high school who weren’t as good as you and didn’t get into BYU? Well if they haven’t left the church by now, you can find them at BYU-Idaho! We sent our investigative reporter, DeDuce Información, to Rexburg this past week to check up on these prodigal sons and daughters. Let’s take a look at the recent … Continue reading What’s Going on in Rexburg?

Bobby Zimmeruski