BYU to turn HFAC into Dante’s Inferno for Honor Code violators

As the new Music Building approaches competition, BYU has finally answered the question on all of our minds: what’s going to happen to the HFAC? On Thursday morning BYU’s Facilities Management announced their intention to turn the Harris Fine Arts Center into a prison for Honor Code violators inspired by Dante’s Inferno. In an exclusive interview with The Alternate Universe, BYU Facilities Manager Parker Burton … Continue reading BYU to turn HFAC into Dante’s Inferno for Honor Code violators

BYU Football Drops NuSkin Sponsorship, Brings on Hooters as Primary Sponsor

Provo residents out and about this morning may have noticed the giant hooters logo atop the BYU Lavelle Edwards Stadium. Seemingly overnight, the previous NuSkin emblem was torn down and replaced in response to sponsorship changes for the BYU Football team. To understand the reasoning behind this sudden switch, the Alternate Universe sent their most seasoned reporter to speak with Seymour Butts, BYU Football Financial … Continue reading BYU Football Drops NuSkin Sponsorship, Brings on Hooters as Primary Sponsor

Man Has Crisis of Faith After Getting +4’d Six Times in a Row in Uno

Earlier this week, our team received a tip regarding a student doubting his faith after a traumatic experience the night before. Hoping to learn more and shed some light on a typically undiscussed issue on campus, we rushed to the scene. As we arrived at Helaman Halls where this student lived, we almost immediately identified him. Greg Daniels stared off into the wall with a … Continue reading Man Has Crisis of Faith After Getting +4’d Six Times in a Row in Uno

BYU Temporarily Drops Beard Ban in Honor of “No Shave November”

The infamous whisker-banning honor code rule will be temporarily suspended to allow students to participate in the hairy holiday. Students and faculty alike are excited to sport patchy scruff and stop having perpetual razor burn. Sophomore Koen Gubler has already purchased an array of beard serums to make the most out of the month.  “I really need this,” said Gubler. “Cuffing season has not gone … Continue reading BYU Temporarily Drops Beard Ban in Honor of “No Shave November”

BYU Halloween 2021 Costume Awards

Most dangerous: Brad Williams as “Edward Scissorhands” Most creative: Jan Jenkins as “Student on Friday” Most daring: Matt Patricia and Patricia Matthews as “Jim and Pam” Best costume based on a Disney Channel Original Movie: Maggie Mikkelsen as “Zenon” Most likely to smash: Sam Christensen and Sam Masterson-Christensen as “Joycons” Worst costume to explain to the Honor Code Office: Kailee Braun as “Daenerys Targaryen” Brigham … Continue reading BYU Halloween 2021 Costume Awards