Do you love scary movies but have strict, honor-code abiding roommates? Here is a list of horror films that are not rated-R. Now McKenzie does not have to snoop over your shoulder and scold you! Stupid McKenzie and her Disney movies. Now here is some real culture! 50 First Dates. Terrifying. This is about a woman whose short-term memory is no longer converted to … Continue reading Honor-Code-Abiding Scary Movies
The Alternate Universe, Provo’s finest news publication, is well known for its high quality content and reliable coverage of current events. With nearly 4,000 Instagram followers, the Alternate Universe has far surpassed the popularity of BYU’s “official” news source, the Daily Universe. However, truth is not always popular, and standing up for those being discriminated against is often even less so. Yesterday, the Alternate Universe … Continue reading President Kevin J. Worthen Unfollows The Alternate Universe After Activism Effort
The unofficial BYU virginity club has been around for nearly a year now, but despite over 595 petitioners for official recognition, the so-called “Lord’s University” continues to screw its precious virgins. “I thought I was finally in a place where it was okay that I was a virgin, but apparently not,” said one BYU Virgin spokesperson. “Administration has made it pretty clear where they stand.” … Continue reading BYU Continues Anti-Virgin Stance, Refuses to Officially Recognize BYU Virginity Club
Would you rather keep all of your income for short-term gain, or keep just 90% for eternal glory? This is the question facing many of BYU’s economics students today. Students are taught the benefits of passive income, but tithing is an entirely different ballgame. It goes against their nature, but the benefits are too good to miss. “We’ve been saying ‘To the moon!’ in regards … Continue reading Would you rather keep all of your income for short-term gain, or keep just 90% for eternal glory?
The Purge movie series has rapidly grown into one of the most popular and profitable horror franchises in Hollywood, with the fifth film, The Forever Purge, now hitting theaters. The plot? Just a few colorfully dressed people doing their best to murder one another like usual. But somehow director of BYU’s Honor Code Office, Kevin Utt, saw insights from the film that could be applied … Continue reading Unhinged Kevin Utt Proposes “BYU Purge”: Twelve Hours Where All Honor Code Violations Are Legal
