It has been four days since Easter Sunday and President Kevin J. Worthen has reported, with sadness, that the Easter eggs he hid have still not been found. “I understand it’s a stressful time being the end of the semester and all, but I expected at least a few students to participate in the festivities,” commented the disappointed President Worthen. Worthen reportedly filled a “solid … Continue reading Poor, Poor Kevin: No One Looked for President Worthen’s Easter Eggs

At long last, BYU is allowing clubs to meet in person again. This announcement has been music to the ears of many student-led organizations, with Cosplay Club more excited than all clubs combined. However, due to COVID restrictions such as mask-wearing still being enforced, some clubs are realizing that now is still not their time.  BYU Mustache Brotherhood is one such club. Started in 2017, … Continue reading BYU Allows In-Person Club Meetings Again, Masks Make “Mustache Brotherhood” Meetings More Awkward than Ever

  On Thursday last week, we heard rumors of a newspaper contest coming to Provo.  Determined to beat the Daily Universe, we entered.  Guess what!  We won!  In your face, Daily Universe! While we were waiting for the results, we interviewed several bright, intelligent students.   “I only go to the Alternate Universe for my news,” says Cheryl Smith.   “Daily Universe who?  I only see Alternate … Continue reading BYU’s Alternate Universe Wins Award for Best Provo Newspaper

It is not yet known who changed the beloved Learning Suite logo, but whoever it was, BYU did not approve it, and wants to remind students that “any form of public expression on university webspace requires prior approval.” A full investigation has been launched into all students who have done things without BYU approval, with people from Color the Campus, BYU for Beards, and Emmalee … Continue reading BYU Did Not Authorize the Changing of the Learning Suite Logo