BYU Announces New Custodial Internship and Y-Mountain Study Abroad Programs

In a move of unrivaled generosity, BYU has begun offering special internships for students who have had their internship offers rescinded. A statement from BYU reads: “We are extremely sorry for our students who lost internship offers. For many students, internships are the first step in their career journeys, and we do not want to deprive them of these opportunities. As of today, BYU is … Continue reading BYU Announces New Custodial Internship and Y-Mountain Study Abroad Programs

BYU Student Body Has Trouble Focusing on Finals as Roommates Starting to Look More and More Attractive

With finals rapidly coming to a close, many students have found difficulty focusing amidst the quarantine. And though the honor code forbids homosexual dating, it is undeniable that forced separation from the opposite sex enkindles certain thoughts. One male student says, “I haven’t talked to a girl in a month, and it’s been difficult the whole time. At first it was just the small things … Continue reading BYU Student Body Has Trouble Focusing on Finals as Roommates Starting to Look More and More Attractive

BYU Places $10,000 Jimmy Johns Order, Tips Fake $100 Bill

Last week BYU placed an order for $10,000 worth of Jimmy Johns’ lunch boxes to hand out to children and families in the Provo area. This was a great attempt at a charitable effort that fell short when the Jimmy Johns employees were given a fake $100 bill as a tip. This left many workers confused and frustrated. “Not only is the tip only 1% … Continue reading BYU Places $10,000 Jimmy Johns Order, Tips Fake $100 Bill

BYU Store Announces ‘Commemorative BYU Face Masks‘

Not one to miss out on the hottest fashion trends, BYU Bookstore has designed its very own limited-edition lineup of BYU-themed facemasks. Several “cougar-approved” designs are available immediately for order on their website for $59.99 each. “Student safety is our number one priority, as is making profits and giving parents a few simple presents they can feel great about buying for their children’s birthdays each … Continue reading BYU Store Announces ‘Commemorative BYU Face Masks‘

BYU Testing Center to File for Bankruptcy

The BYU Testing Center announced today that they will be filing bankruptcy due to the hard times that have befallen them in the past month. This announcement comes right before what would have been the busiest time for the institution. Their revenue has dropped significantly after not being able to charge any late fees to the student population forced to take their tests.   Testing … Continue reading BYU Testing Center to File for Bankruptcy