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“It’s a Good Thing There’s No Racism at BYU,” Says White Midwestern Student

Recent coverage of police brutality towards black Americans across the nation have left much of the public shocked and outraged. With such perturbing acts of violence­ happening to such a significant portion of the population, some young people are trying to keep their idealism intact by looking to the bright side. “Police brutality is an awful thing,” said Owen McKay, a BYU student from the … Continue reading “It’s a Good Thing There’s No Racism at BYU,” Says White Midwestern Student

Johnny Swift
Campus

BYU Delays Fall Registration To Give Students, Faculty More Time To Binge Avatar: The Last Airbender

An email sent to all BYU students on Monday announced the delay of registration for fall semester classes. The email stated that, since the hit show “Avatar: The Last Airbender” had been recently added to Netflix, no one should be focusing on important things right now. According to University Communications Chair Robert G. Zuko, President Worthen is a big fan of the series, and considers … Continue reading BYU Delays Fall Registration To Give Students, Faculty More Time To Binge Avatar: The Last Airbender

Liz Lemon
Campus, News

BYU Waiting for Cosmo to Emerge from Burrow, See Own Shadow Before Declaring Virtual Fall Semester

While many universities have already made the decision as to whether they will open up campus again Fall semester, BYU continues to keep students in limbo. In a recent letter to the student body, BYU administrators explained that they are unable to make the official determination that classes will continue online unless Cosmo crawls out of his burrow and recognizes his own shadow. Continue reading BYU Waiting for Cosmo to Emerge from Burrow, See Own Shadow Before Declaring Virtual Fall Semester

Warren Dusenberry
Campus

BYU Announces New Custodial Internship and Y-Mountain Study Abroad Programs

In a move of unrivaled generosity, BYU has begun offering special internships for students who have had their internship offers rescinded. A statement from BYU reads: “We are extremely sorry for our students who lost internship offers. For many students, internships are the first step in their career journeys, and we do not want to deprive them of these opportunities. As of today, BYU is … Continue reading BYU Announces New Custodial Internship and Y-Mountain Study Abroad Programs

James West
Campus

BYU Student Body Has Trouble Focusing on Finals as Roommates Starting to Look More and More Attractive

With finals rapidly coming to a close, many students have found difficulty focusing amidst the quarantine. And though the honor code forbids homosexual dating, it is undeniable that forced separation from the opposite sex enkindles certain thoughts. One male student says, “I haven’t talked to a girl in a month, and it’s been difficult the whole time. At first it was just the small things … Continue reading BYU Student Body Has Trouble Focusing on Finals as Roommates Starting to Look More and More Attractive

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