Theater and Media Arts Department to Only Study Book of Mormon Films From Now On

The Theater and Media Arts Department announced that they will scrub all films from their curriculum except for the newly released “Book of Mormon” video series.  “Everything that could be said about film has been said already,” said Thomas Johnson, Dean of the College, “Our students can learn everything they need to know from these really short clips.”  Students studying film will be encouraged to … Continue reading Theater and Media Arts Department to Only Study Book of Mormon Films From Now On

Report: Trees on Campus Smell Bad Again

As the first day of Fall came and went, a familiar but unwelcome stench has popped up again on BYU campus. “It happens every year,” says famed BYU arborist Lance McPhee, “but I guess that doesn’t change the fact that it’s just really hard to walk by parts of campus without gagging.” This has been a running issue at BYU for as long as the … Continue reading Report: Trees on Campus Smell Bad Again

Diehard Russell M. Nelson Fans Found Tailgating For Prophet’s BYU Devotional

When BYU President Kevin J. Worthen shocked the student body on September 10 with the announcement that President Russell M. Nelson would be speaking at the following Tuesday devotional, the news became the talk of campus. Some made preparations to call in sick to their part-time jobs. Others calculated how much their grade would be affected by skipping class. A select few even attended seat-saving … Continue reading Diehard Russell M. Nelson Fans Found Tailgating For Prophet’s BYU Devotional

BYU Introduces New Course That is Just Syllabus Week All Semester

Due to impressive school-wide attendance for the first few days of class, BYU has decided to offer a new course, Student Development 400, where students will study exclusively first-day-of-class materials. The expected learning outcomes (and a rough outline of the course) are described as follows: Syllabus Mastery (Weeks 1-8)– Students will gain an in-depth understanding of syllabus. In lieu of midterms, four “closed-learning suite” syllabus … Continue reading BYU Introduces New Course That is Just Syllabus Week All Semester

BYU announces Tan France, Sean Spicer in Fall 2019 Devotional Schedule

Every Tuesday at 11:05 a.m., students, faculty and staff head to the Marriott Center for the weekly Devotional or Forum address. BYU President Kevin J. Worthen and his wife Peggy kick off the semester and are followed by members of the leadership of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, BYU employees and a range of industry leaders and thinkers. Entertainment assemblies celebrating the … Continue reading BYU announces Tan France, Sean Spicer in Fall 2019 Devotional Schedule