Following legal action resulting in elimination of the BYU police, officers will allegedly be replaced with the Flying Monkeys, on loan from the land of Oz. Beginning on May 1st, the Monkeys will begin residency on campus. They will assume full responsibilities formerly carried out by BYU police with one exception: the monkeys will be able to carry misbehaving students away to a dark tower … Continue reading EXCLUSIVE: BYU Police to be replaced with Flying Monkeys from The Land of Oz.

After the mega-hit Provo’s Most Eligible, also known as The Bachelor of Provo, producers have green-lit several Provo themed series including but not limited to “Provo Survivor,” “Provo Duck Dynasty,” and “Provo Hoarders.” . “Yeah, we have no problem stealing intellectual property or propagating harmful ideals such as those presented in the real version of The Bachelor, as long as we’re celebrating the unique culture … Continue reading Upon Success of Provo Bachelor, BYU Students Begin Production on Provo Survivor, Provo Duck Dynasty, and Provo Hoarders

The BYU Department of Theater and Media Arts announced that it will be producing an adapted version of South Park creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone’s hit musical “The Book of Mormon.” “We’re really looking forward to showing BYU students the musical,” said student director and theatre major Sarah Andrews. “My parents saw it on Broadway and walked out after the first 15 minutes, but … Continue reading BYU Theater Department to Perform Censored Version of “The Book of Mormon” Musical