When God promised Noah he would never flood the earth again, he must have not been talking about Provo. As we are sure many of you have seen, Utah Valley has been enduring significant flooding over the past few days. Just like your roommate that enjoys Lego just a little too much, there has been no significant action in the area for several weeks. But … Continue reading Recent flooding linked to rejection of Summer Sales Bros
BYU recently announced that all students will have to report their vaccination status before school starts. What do you think? “That question is a violation of my HIPAA rights. You see, with HIPAA rights, we don’t have to reveal our medical records, and that also involves our vaccine records.” Madelyn Tyler-Dean – Crossfit coach “I keep seeing people complain about how this is a … Continue reading Provo Voices: BYU requires all students to report vaccination status
Do you love scary movies but have strict, honor-code abiding roommates? Here is a list of horror films that are not rated-R. Now McKenzie does not have to snoop over your shoulder and scold you! Stupid McKenzie and her Disney movies. Now here is some real culture! 50 First Dates. Terrifying. This is about a woman whose short-term memory is no longer converted to … Continue reading Honor-Code-Abiding Scary Movies
The unofficial BYU virginity club has been around for nearly a year now, but despite over 595 petitioners for official recognition, the so-called “Lord’s University” continues to screw its precious virgins. “I thought I was finally in a place where it was okay that I was a virgin, but apparently not,” said one BYU Virgin spokesperson. “Administration has made it pretty clear where they stand.” … Continue reading BYU Continues Anti-Virgin Stance, Refuses to Officially Recognize BYU Virginity Club
Pioneer day is an occasion that allows the American West a chance to reflect on the sacrifice and courage of their pioneer ancestors. Behind Christmas and Easter, some call it the most important holiday that America has. This year, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints is pioneering new ways to tell the story of the early Saints who crossed those unforgiving plains. In … Continue reading New Church Anime “Wagon Ball Z” Released on Pioneer Day
