BYU students and the general public alike are already crying “copycat” over the new face of Utah Valley University. Last Friday, UVU announced that they were lying their mascot Willy the Wolverine to rest to make room for their new figurehead, “Costco”. Costco is a 6 foot tall Ocelot who specializes in clogging. Though he sports green rather than blue, he seems eerily similar to … Continue reading UVU announces new mascot “Costco the Ocelot”
The magazine, which contains Cosmo’s workout routine, 112 recipes that use cougar tails, and a Q&A with the titular cougar himself, was expected to do very well but is now being considered one of the worst PR moves in BYU history. “I’ve had Utah Valley billboards telling me that ‘Cosmo Magazine Hurts Kids’ my entire life, I’m not about to let my children anywhere near … Continue reading BYU’s Mascot-Centric ‘Cosmo’ Magazine Faces Immediate Backlash
About a month ago, the Church made an announcement to take D&C 89:12-13 more seriously. “Yea, flesh also of beasts and of the fowls of the air, I, the Lord, have ordained for the use of man with thanksgiving; nevertheless they are to be used sparingly. And it is pleasing unto me that they should not be used, only in times of winter, or of … Continue reading Cosmo Breaks the Word of Wisdom ***shocking*** NOT CLICKBAIT
Ah, young love. And where is it more common than among the young single adult wards of Provo, Utah? However, despite the widespread belief that YSA wards exist solely as a matchmaking service, most wards still attempt to focus on the Savior and feeling the Spirit. The Provo 609th ward has recently redoubled their efforts on this front and are attempting to refocus the ward. … Continue reading YSA Ward Struggling to Focus on the Spirit Instead of Flirting
Last week, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints announced the release of 66 area seventies, one of which happened to be BYU’s own fearless leader President Kevin “The Rock” Worthen. As Kevin’s call to the clergy comes to a close, he finds himself with one too many doors open. What time he used to spend in the work of the Lord, he’s now … Continue reading President Worthen plans to cook, knit, and more after being released as Area Authority
