Late Thursday night a group of BYU students hiked up Y Mountain to add three more letters. The new word reads, “YEET.” Incoming freshman Aron Martinsen led the charge: “We just wanted to get a head start on leaving our mark on this school. The Y was pretty basic and it deserved a glow up.” About 75 students, who all met on Mutual, gathered together … Continue reading BYU students change Y to YEET
Starting in August, students will be able to take classes that will help them prepare for biblical events, the millennium, and even the eternities. One class that is expected to fill up quickly is SFL 483: Finding Your Eternal Companion in the Eternities. “This class is perfect for people who struggle to date here in mortality,” claims Professor Ken Talmage, who will be teaching the … Continue reading BYU Announces Classes for the End of Days Available Starting in Fall 2021
Your mother’s favorite multi-level marketing scheme is doing its best to help the world in these trying times. Largely in response to recent nationwide shortages, DoTERRA has begun production of various other types of oils categorized as “Unessential”. Although these new oils will not align your chakras, they help you in other parts of your life. Here is the list of the new oils that … Continue reading DoTERRA Begins Production of Un-Essential Oils, Butter and Motor Oil Among New Products
BYU Parking Police has recently been accused of profiling student’s cars when handing out parking tickets. As the numbers show, drivers of “weaker” cars such as the Nissan Cube and Toyota Prius have been issued 29% more tickets since the end of the Winter Semester. When many students return home for the summer, the unanimously loved BYU Parking Police’s numbers naturally go down. Struggling … Continue reading BYU Parking Police Accused of Profiling “Weaker” Drivers to Meet Quotas, Drivers of the Toyota Prius, SmartCar, and Nissan Cube at Increased Risk
Have you ever noticed how the bell tower on campus only plays hymns? Sometimes they get old, so to spice things up a bit, the bell tower committee decided to debut the new hymnbook a few years early. The new hymn book includes some much-loved classics such as “Popcorn Popping” and “Sunbeam.” However, there are some new additions. Wyatt Wallace, the bell tower vice … Continue reading BYU Bell Tower Debuts New Hymn Book
