Local RM Uses Skywriting to Propose to His Girlfriend of Six Weeks, Reveals President Kevin Worthen’s True Height in the Process

Who knew Joe Rogan and Kevin Worthen would see eye to eye? Hundreds of civilians in Utah Valley eagerly stared at the sky as a recently returned missionary, Harold Renlund, proposed to his girlfriend on Sunday. Using MSF, or Missionary Supplement Funds, that he gathered from his trainees on his mission, Renlund paid a pilot to spell out the words, “Will you marry me, Dorothy?” … Continue reading Local RM Uses Skywriting to Propose to His Girlfriend of Six Weeks, Reveals President Kevin Worthen’s True Height in the Process

New Church Shoe “High Heelys” Utah’s Hottest Trend

As summer fads in Utah continue to come and go, there’s one trend that has been on a roll for weeks. On June 1st, Heelys released a new church shoe by the name of “High Heelys”, deviating from their regular look for something more high fashion. With a 3-inch heel fastened to a 1-inch wheel, it’s the shoe that is turning stake dances into skate … Continue reading New Church Shoe “High Heelys” Utah’s Hottest Trend

Incoming Freshman Accidently Registers For All Classes At BYU Jerusalem Center

In preparation for the fall semester, this week incoming freshmen were able to register for classes at Brigham Young University. Most students had the usual complaints of full classes and an incredibly disappointing lack of a class devoted to the study of the most prestigious news outlet on campus, the Alternate Universe.  One student, however, had a different problem. “I don’t know how it happened,” … Continue reading Incoming Freshman Accidently Registers For All Classes At BYU Jerusalem Center

Dallin H. Oaks’ Unprecedented Activism Catalyst for NAACP Partnership

The announcement that the LDS Church and the NAACP will be working together over the next couple of years left many wondering how this working relationship began. In fact, the two organizations have been working closely together since late 2020, when Elder Dallin H. Oaks bravely revealed that he thinks black people deserve to live. “I had never seen such an incredible ally,” said Sherrilyn … Continue reading Dallin H. Oaks’ Unprecedented Activism Catalyst for NAACP Partnership

Do You Donate Plasma Because You’re Poor or Just Lonely? Survey Results In

Every day as the Earth spins and the Utah Valley hums, hundreds of students choose to donate their plasma. Getting stuck with a needle can’t be anyone’s favorite pass time. Why do they do it? In a Qualtrics survey conducted by the BYU Sociology Department, student donors were asked what really motivates them to sell their bodies. Common trends in data presented two findings: students … Continue reading Do You Donate Plasma Because You’re Poor or Just Lonely? Survey Results In