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Campus, Featured

Incoming Freshman Accidently Registers For All Classes At BYU Jerusalem Center

In preparation for the fall semester, this week incoming freshmen were able to register for classes at Brigham Young University. Most students had the usual complaints of full classes and an incredibly disappointing lack of a class devoted to the study of the most prestigious news outlet on campus, the Alternate Universe.  One student, however, had a different problem. “I don’t know how it happened,” … Continue reading Incoming Freshman Accidently Registers For All Classes At BYU Jerusalem Center

Carmen Sandeigo
Featured, News

Dallin H. Oaks’ Unprecedented Activism Catalyst for NAACP Partnership

The announcement that the LDS Church and the NAACP will be working together over the next couple of years left many wondering how this working relationship began. In fact, the two organizations have been working closely together since late 2020, when Elder Dallin H. Oaks bravely revealed that he thinks black people deserve to live. “I had never seen such an incredible ally,” said Sherrilyn … Continue reading Dallin H. Oaks’ Unprecedented Activism Catalyst for NAACP Partnership

Albert Camus
BYU Voices, Featured, Life, News

Do You Donate Plasma Because You’re Poor or Just Lonely? Survey Results In

Every day as the Earth spins and the Utah Valley hums, hundreds of students choose to donate their plasma. Getting stuck with a needle can’t be anyone’s favorite pass time. Why do they do it? In a Qualtrics survey conducted by the BYU Sociology Department, student donors were asked what really motivates them to sell their bodies. Common trends in data presented two findings: students … Continue reading Do You Donate Plasma Because You’re Poor or Just Lonely? Survey Results In

Lisa Simpson
Featured, General Conference

Provo Voices: General Conference Will No Longer Include a Saturday Evening Session

The CDC recently confirmed that wearing two masks better prevents the spread of COVID-19. What do you think?   “This is terrible! How am I supposed to prove that I am more righteous than everyone else if not by attending more meetings? This was literally all I had.” Payighten Rigby – Natural Blonde “I keep seeing women complain about how there are now fewer female … Continue reading Provo Voices: General Conference Will No Longer Include a Saturday Evening Session

Albert Camus
Campus, Featured

Yassss Queen, Cosma the Cougar is Same Sex Attracted— And Totally Celibate

BYU is kicking pride month off right with everyone’s favorite kitty-loving-kitty. Cosma, who made headlines when she debuted on International Women’s day, has not made a public appearance since. This trend is likely to continue, as Ed Bennett, official Cosma spokesperson, clarified, “she’s not the type of gay who makes it a whole thing.” Bennett says that “Cosma is the perfect example of what a … Continue reading Yassss Queen, Cosma the Cougar is Same Sex Attracted— And Totally Celibate

Albert Camus