Provo Voices: General Conference Will No Longer Include a Saturday Evening Session

The CDC recently confirmed that wearing two masks better prevents the spread of COVID-19. What do you think? “This is terrible! How am I supposed to prove that I am more righteous than everyone else if not by attending more meetings? This was literally all I had.” Payighten Rigby – Natural Blonde “I keep seeing women complain about how there are now fewer female … Continue reading Provo Voices: General Conference Will No Longer Include a Saturday Evening Session

Albert CamusJune 7, 2021September 26, 2021

Campus, Featured

Yassss Queen, Cosma the Cougar is Same Sex Attracted— And Totally Celibate

BYU is kicking pride month off right with everyone’s favorite kitty-loving-kitty. Cosma, who made headlines when she debuted on International Women’s day, has not made a public appearance since. This trend is likely to continue, as Ed Bennett, official Cosma spokesperson, clarified, “she’s not the type of gay who makes it a whole thing.” Bennett says that “Cosma is the perfect example of what a … Continue reading Yassss Queen, Cosma the Cougar is Same Sex Attracted— And Totally Celibate

Albert CamusJune 1, 2021June 2, 2021

Featured, Life

Utah Mom Loves Most Pfizer Products, Just Not Vaccines

Sharon McCall recently announced on Facebook that she does not intend to get vaccinated, nor does she plan on vaccinating her kids. This came as a surprise to those close to McCall because she consumes an astounding amount of pharmaceuticals to get through her life. Doctor Hugh Lorry, McCall’s general practitioner for the last 15 years, said, “I just mentioned to her that vaccines were … Continue reading Utah Mom Loves Most Pfizer Products, Just Not Vaccines

Albert CamusMay 29, 2021May 29, 2021

Featured, News

Penguin Bros Sued for Using Real Penguin Blubber in New Dessert

Penguin Brothers dessert catering and ice cream shop has been one of Provo’s finest gems for a number of years. Its family atmosphere, novelty branding, and delicious treats have kept it at the center of Provo’s social and dining scene. However, after the events of this past week, people are wondering if the Penguin Bros have turned novelty into animal cruelty. Just this Monday, Penguins … Continue reading Penguin Bros Sued for Using Real Penguin Blubber in New Dessert

Lisa SimpsonMay 28, 2021May 28, 2021

Featured, Life

How to Get Out of FHE, Post-Pandemic

We’ve all been there–a family home evening activity that is just not vibing right. “For my last group’s activity, we wrote analytical essays about why Toy Story is the best movie. When I tried to write about The Shining instead, my FHE daddy said it HAD to be Toy Story. When I said I had not ever seen it, he threatened to call the bishop?? … Continue reading How to Get Out of FHE, Post-Pandemic