Utah Mom Loves Most Pfizer Products, Just Not Vaccines

Sharon McCall recently announced on Facebook that she does not intend to get vaccinated, nor does she plan on vaccinating her kids. This came as a surprise to those close to McCall because she consumes an astounding amount of pharmaceuticals to get through her life. Doctor Hugh Lorry, McCall’s general practitioner for the last 15 years, said, “I just mentioned to her that vaccines were … Continue reading Utah Mom Loves Most Pfizer Products, Just Not Vaccines

Penguin Bros Sued for Using Real Penguin Blubber in New Dessert

Penguin Brothers dessert catering and ice cream shop has been one of Provo’s finest gems for a number of years. Its family atmosphere, novelty branding, and delicious treats have kept it at the center of Provo’s social and dining scene. However, after the events of this past week, people are wondering if the Penguin Bros have turned novelty into animal cruelty. Just this Monday, Penguins … Continue reading Penguin Bros Sued for Using Real Penguin Blubber in New Dessert

Heartwarming: Provo Policeman Plays a Game of Spikeball with Group of Poor College Kids

In the midst of today’s tumultuous world, there are certain scenes that have the ability to restore one’s faith in humanity. One such scene was played out on the Helaman Halls recreation fields on Friday evening. A group of poor, malnourished BYU students were playing a regular game of spikeball when they were joined and befriended by local Provo policeman, Hans Upp. “When I first … Continue reading Heartwarming: Provo Policeman Plays a Game of Spikeball with Group of Poor College Kids

BYU students change Y to YEET

Late Thursday night a group of BYU students hiked up Y Mountain to add three more letters. The new word reads, “YEET.” Incoming freshman Aron Martinsen led the charge: “We just wanted to get a head start on leaving our mark on this school. The Y was pretty basic and it deserved a glow up.” About 75 students, who all met on Mutual, gathered together … Continue reading BYU students change Y to YEET