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Heartwarming: Provo Policeman Plays a Game of Spikeball with Group of Poor College Kids

In the midst of today’s tumultuous world, there are certain scenes that have the ability to restore one’s faith in humanity. One such scene was played out on the Helaman Halls recreation fields on Friday evening. A group of poor, malnourished BYU students were playing a regular game of spikeball when they were joined and befriended by local Provo policeman, Hans Upp. “When I first … Continue reading Heartwarming: Provo Policeman Plays a Game of Spikeball with Group of Poor College Kids

Lisa Simpson
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BYU students change Y to YEET

Late Thursday night a group of BYU students hiked up Y Mountain to add three more letters. The new word reads, “YEET.” Incoming freshman Aron Martinsen led the charge: “We just wanted to get a head start on leaving our mark on this school. The Y was pretty basic and it deserved a glow up.” About 75 students, who all met on Mutual, gathered together … Continue reading BYU students change Y to YEET

Cameron Frye1 Comment
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BYU Announces Classes for the End of Days Available Starting in Fall 2021

Starting in August, students will be able to take classes that will help them prepare for biblical events, the millennium, and even the eternities.  One class that is expected to fill up quickly is SFL 483: Finding Your Eternal Companion in the Eternities.  “This class is perfect for people who struggle to date here in mortality,” claims Professor Ken Talmage, who will be teaching the … Continue reading BYU Announces Classes for the End of Days Available Starting in Fall 2021

Albert Camus
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DoTERRA Begins Production of Un-Essential Oils, Butter and Motor Oil Among New Products

Your mother’s favorite multi-level marketing scheme is doing its best to help the world in these trying times. Largely in response to recent nationwide shortages, DoTERRA has begun production of various other types of oils categorized as “Unessential”. Although these new oils will not align your chakras, they help you in other parts of your life. Here is the list of the new oils that … Continue reading DoTERRA Begins Production of Un-Essential Oils, Butter and Motor Oil Among New Products

Bobby Zimmeruski1 Comment
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BYU Parking Police Accused of Profiling “Weaker” Drivers to Meet Quotas, Drivers of the Toyota Prius, SmartCar, and Nissan Cube at Increased Risk

BYU Parking Police has recently been accused of profiling student’s cars when handing out parking tickets. As the numbers show, drivers of “weaker” cars such as the Nissan Cube and Toyota Prius have been issued 29% more tickets since the end of the Winter Semester.    When many students return home for the summer, the unanimously loved BYU Parking Police’s numbers naturally go down. Struggling … Continue reading BYU Parking Police Accused of Profiling “Weaker” Drivers to Meet Quotas, Drivers of the Toyota Prius, SmartCar, and Nissan Cube at Increased Risk

Bobby Zimmeruski