Church Reaffirms “All Dogs Go To Heaven” – Except Your Grandma’s Crusty White Dog
In the most important announcement since allowing self-checkout on Sundays, The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints has finally confirmed that “all the dogs to heaven”. Well, almost all dogs… President Nelson explained in a recent interview with Joe Rogan that all dogs have their place in the celestial kingdom. “Dogs are wonderful vessels of joy for all people. They are rays of … Continue reading Church Reaffirms “All Dogs Go To Heaven” – Except Your Grandma’s Crusty White Dog