Enjoy this fun Christmas carol this season, sponsored by Provo’s favorite dating app, Mutual! On the twelfth date of Christmas, Mutual gave to me: Twelve temple square dates, Eleven awkward side hugs, Ten “gospel study” sessions, Nine returned missionaries, Eight eight cow wives, Seven summer sales bros, Six accidental dates with your not so distant cousins, Five rings before spring, Four duck pond dates, … Continue reading Twelve Days of Mutual (Lyrics)
The season of giving is upon us. Thing is, what if you don’t feel like giving something? Well, not in terms of money, but more like ohmygoshmyroommateistheworstshedoesnotdeserveanyofmyattention. The second greatest commandment is to love thy neighbor as yourself. This means including them in holiday festivities when you don’t feel like it. What do you give them though? Here is a list of ideas to help … Continue reading Gifts For the People On Your List That You Just Really Don’t Like
Two years ago, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints wowed audiences with the release of “The Christ Child”, a historically accurate telling of Jesus’ nativity. This year, in place of historical accuracy, the new nativity will aim for musical splendor. To be released on the 24th of December, the nativity will star Mariah Carey as “the Virgin Mariah”. Since Mariah’s fame skyrockets (and … Continue reading “The Virgin Mariah Carey” to Star in Church’s New Musical Nativity
As the semester draws to a close and students look forward to returning home for the holidays, one question is on everyone’s mind: should I get my roommates Christmas presents? In an exclusive interview with the Alternate Universe, Britleigha Jones, a junior at BYU, describes her harrowing journey to find answers to this question. “It’s so awkward because no one talks about these things!” she … Continue reading Student Unsure Whether to Buy Gifts for Roommates
Over the weekend the SNL cast member and BYU President’s wife were seen cozying up at the Creighton game. The former was wearing a trendy gray sweatshirt and glasses, while Worthen was dressed down for the event. Although, she still sported a classy string of pearls. The pair appeared to be enjoying the game despite BYU’s loss. Worthen’s husband, BYU President Kevin Worthen, who has … Continue reading Pete Davidson Seen Courtside With Peggy Worthen at BYU Basketball Game
