Hooters to Open New Chain of Restaurants Catered to the Utah Fantasy

Over four years ago, the restaurant corporation known as Hooters officially closed its doors in Utah. The coined “breastaurant” lasted nearly two decades before the raised eyebrows and strongly worded letters outnumbered interested customers. By the end of 2016, the last remaining restaurant located in Midvale began to lay off all A and B cup employees.  “It was like any other day,” explained Mikey Davis, … Continue reading Hooters to Open New Chain of Restaurants Catered to the Utah Fantasy

Gov. Cox Beats Up Intruder with a Broom—Turns Out to be Kevin Worthen Dressed as Batman.

It is no secret Governor Cox and his pal, Kevin Worthen, are cosplay buddies.  They hang out every Saturday planning their costumes.  Last Friday, however, Cox was in for an unpleasant surprise.  At his vacation home, Cox stumbled upon an intruder, who he promptly hit with a broom. Screeching like a pencil on a chalkboard, Worthen turned to face Cox and proceeded to flap his … Continue reading Gov. Cox Beats Up Intruder with a Broom—Turns Out to be Kevin Worthen Dressed as Batman.

Oscars Aftermath: Fans Livid, McKeigh Kimball “Robbed” of Best Actor Award for Performance in All-White Remake of Johnny Lingo

Sunday night was an emotional rollercoaster for film fanatics all over the country. On many accounts, the 2021 Oscars was a historical occasion- Chloe Zhao became the first woman of color to win best director, hair and makeup categories were swept for the first time by people of color, and the Academy was the most diverse it has ever been. However, for the dozens of … Continue reading Oscars Aftermath: Fans Livid, McKeigh Kimball “Robbed” of Best Actor Award for Performance in All-White Remake of Johnny Lingo

BYU Accounting Student Attempts to Claim “Mooching” Roommates as Dependents on His Taxes

We all know living with strangers isn’t easy and if you want to improve your relationship with them we wouldn’t recommend what this student tried to do. BYU Accounting Major, Kruze Ship, tried to apply what he had learned a little too much this past tax season. On his taxes, he claimed all 5 of his roommates as dependents as he believed they were always … Continue reading BYU Accounting Student Attempts to Claim “Mooching” Roommates as Dependents on His Taxes