In 1839, most members of the LDS church only had one question: how do the billions of people who never had the opportunity to be eternally sober and have a dozen kids get the chance to receive their own complementary planet? That all changed when Joseph Smith first introduced the revelation known as “baptisms for the dead” August 15, 1840. This fundamental doctrine is where … Continue reading Top 10 Celebrities Eligible for Proxy Baptism
Raysen and Rayson Turley were thrilled to finalize the sale on a two-bed, two-and-a-half-bath starter house in Lehi after 84-year-old Katherine Spendlove passed away. The couple had been looking for a house that met their needs and their price range for several months with no luck, but Spendlove’s son didn’t have time to deal with his mother’s property following her death, so he listed the … Continue reading Heartwarming: Recent BYU Grads Move into Dream Home After Former Tenant Dies of COVID-19
On the heels of this week’s snowfall, God has officially announced that spring will be cancelled in the state of Utah for the year 2022. “We won’t see consistent warm temperatures until we hit summer in late May.” said a source close to the Creator of the Universe “We’re thinking things will be in the mid to low 40’s until we crank it straight into … Continue reading God Announces Spring is Cancelled in Utah
Summer is just around the corner! Or how we like to say it: it’s almost Lake Powell season! Have you ever questioned your validity as a human being because you haven’t been invited? Are you starting to think this place is just made up by hot people on Instagram to intimidate the world? Don’t worry. We asked the hottest people with houseboats what qualifies an … Continue reading Five Reasons You’re Not Getting Invited to Lake Powell This Summer
Netflix just announced on Monday their plans for the upcoming documentary, Funeral Potatoes among the Mormons, set to come out Easter 2022. Though heavily upbeat, this documentary highlights the darkest part about Utah Mormon culture–the jello salad. Every Easter, someone still brings it. Someone else, however, brings hope to the table. Funeral potatoes are the highlight of everyone’s year. They are absolutely glorious, the way … Continue reading Netflix Announces New Documentary “Funeral Potatoes among the Mormons”
