Candy Mac and Cheese “Most Romantic Date of the Century”?

Many businesses have been known to stretch their products to the limit to create holiday specials, but Kraft’s Valentine’s Day macaroni and cheese has reached new heights of absurdity. The company is giving away 1,000 boxes of hot pink, candy flavored mac & cheese to celebrate the day of romance. One thousand lucky winners will be taking home this suspicious concoction, and two BYU students … Continue reading Candy Mac and Cheese “Most Romantic Date of the Century”?

All White Remake of “Johnny Lingo” Wins Sundance Short Film Award

“Johnny Larson” an all-white remake of the LDS cult classic film. “Johnny Lingo” premiered earlier this week at the Sundance Film Festival.  When asked to comment director Vencer Allred said, “Please stop calling it an all-white remake, it’s a colorblind, Utah-centric remake.” and, “I didn’t realize only white people would audition.” The film reimagines the tale of Johnny Lingo and his eight-cow wife, as a … Continue reading All White Remake of “Johnny Lingo” Wins Sundance Short Film Award

Hundreds of students refuse to return 750,000 pounds of Hot Pockets recently discovered to be contaminated with glass and plastic

As the news broke that around 750,000 pounds of the dorm-favorite snack “Hot Pockets” were contaminated with pieces of glass and hard plastic, shockwaves were sent to colleges and universities throughout the nation. There were many who immediately returned their recently purchased “Hot Pockets” to stores and demanded a refund. Others, however, were not so eager to return their prized pocket pizzas.   “I literally … Continue reading Hundreds of students refuse to return 750,000 pounds of Hot Pockets recently discovered to be contaminated with glass and plastic

BYU Student Claims She is Being Stalked by Her Ministering Sisters

Maggie Olsen, of the Provo YSA 185th ward, said that her new ministering sisters seemed a little off when she first met them, but that she chalked it up to them being “homeschooled or something.” When they first started “ministering” to her, Olsen said it was similarly disconcerting. “I thought it was weird when the cookies they brought me tasted exactly like my mother’s recipe, … Continue reading BYU Student Claims She is Being Stalked by Her Ministering Sisters

A Modern Day Romeo and Juliet? Antimasker and Intensive Care Nurse Fall In Love

“For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo.” It’s fortunate that Shakespeare isn’t living in Provo today because if he thought Romeo and Juliet were bad, he’d be able to stand this couple. Faith Nightingale and Jason Antimaskison met on mutual a few weeks ago, and hit it off right away. They had similar hobbies, life goals, and … Continue reading A Modern Day Romeo and Juliet? Antimasker and Intensive Care Nurse Fall In Love