BYU Student Claims She is Being Stalked by Her Ministering Sisters

Maggie Olsen, of the Provo YSA 185th ward, said that her new ministering sisters seemed a little off when she first met them, but that she chalked it up to them being “homeschooled or something.” When they first started “ministering” to her, Olsen said it was similarly disconcerting. “I thought it was weird when the cookies they brought me tasted exactly like my mother’s recipe, … Continue reading BYU Student Claims She is Being Stalked by Her Ministering Sisters

A Modern Day Romeo and Juliet? Antimasker and Intensive Care Nurse Fall In Love

“For never was a story of more woe than this of Juliet and her Romeo.” It’s fortunate that Shakespeare isn’t living in Provo today because if he thought Romeo and Juliet were bad, he’d be able to stand this couple. Faith Nightingale and Jason Antimaskison met on mutual a few weeks ago, and hit it off right away. They had similar hobbies, life goals, and … Continue reading A Modern Day Romeo and Juliet? Antimasker and Intensive Care Nurse Fall In Love

Kevin J. Worthen to be added in the ‘National Garden of American Heroes’, David Archeluta and ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ narrowly missing the cut

The final days of President Trump’s tenure as leader of our country were not spared from controversy. In one of his final executive orders, Trump commissioned the construction of  the ‘National Garden of American Heroes’ to honor those that were most influential in shaping our nation.    This vast outdoor park will be in memoriam of the people who were integral to the success of … Continue reading Kevin J. Worthen to be added in the ‘National Garden of American Heroes’, David Archeluta and ‘Napoleon Dynamite’ narrowly missing the cut

New missionary to hand out 100 million copies of the Book of Mormon in first 100 days in the field

Elder Matt Matthews of Orem, Utah has recently been assigned to serve in the Washington DC North Mission. Matthews held a press conference to announce his plan for his first 100 days in the mission field. His loftiest goal is to hand out 100 million copies of the Book of Mormon. Matthews believes that every citizen within his stewardship should have free access to the … Continue reading New missionary to hand out 100 million copies of the Book of Mormon in first 100 days in the field

Trump Pardons U of U Mascot On Last Day in Office, Swoop Officially Released Into the Wild

In a flurry of activity Tuesday afternoon, President Trump issued several pardons as his term came to an end. Among those pardoned was the University of Utah mascot, Swoop. A spokesperson for the President stated “The President sees Swoop as a national hero and thinks it a travesty that Swoop has been dealt such a great injustice by the corrupt deep state.” Swoop has been … Continue reading Trump Pardons U of U Mascot On Last Day in Office, Swoop Officially Released Into the Wild