Category: Life
BYU Student Decides to Take Gap Year to ‘Find Himself’ Working at Local Arby’s
BYU Junior Jeffrey Barnes was not impressed with the way his professors have been handling his online classes. Considering an online education to no longer be worth the price of tuition, Barnes has decided to pause taking classes and instead begin working full-time at a local Arby’s where he will truly be able to learn and grow. “Why would I waste my time on Zoom … Continue reading BYU Student Decides to Take Gap Year to ‘Find Himself’ Working at Local Arby’s
Good News: Piranha-Related Deaths Reach 10-Year Low
It appears that widespread stay-at-home advisories have not only helped slow the spread of COVID-19, but they have also had some other unintended positive consequences. According to sources at the International Center for Piranha-Related Casualties, piranha-related deaths are reaching the lowest levels seen since 2010. “Typically we see increases in piranha attacks during the summer months when people are more likely to enter bodies of … Continue reading Good News: Piranha-Related Deaths Reach 10-Year Low
Student Misses When Insomnia Was Caused by Test Anxiety and Not Existential Dread
With more and more articles published about Coronavirus‘ toll on mental health, we decided to sit down with an anonymous BYU student and ask how they feel. Below is a transcript of the interview. Alt Universe: So, how have you been feeling recently? Student: Gosh, that’s a tough question. Like, what is recently? What day even is it? Is it July yet? Alt Universe: It’s … Continue reading Student Misses When Insomnia Was Caused by Test Anxiety and Not Existential Dread
Utah Moms Excited for Elon Musk’s New Baby Name Book
Quickly after the naming of his new baby, X Æ A-12, Elon Musk has announced that he will releasing a book of baby names at the end of this month. Moms in Utah are ecstatic at the prospect of taking the states bizarre names to the next level. Continue reading Utah Moms Excited for Elon Musk’s New Baby Name Book
