Single Provo-Area Men Saving Stimulus Money For Engagement Ring

As millions across the nation spend their stimulus money to afford rent, groceries, and other expenses while dealing with the economic impact of Covid-19, some Provo-area men have taken a different approach. “Saving the money for a ring is clearly the right choice here.” says BYU student Chaz Winfield. “Besides, $1,200 is more than two months of rent so it’ll make whoever I give it … Continue reading Single Provo-Area Men Saving Stimulus Money For Engagement Ring

BYU Grad Pleased to Announce He Has Accepted Fulltime Position in Parents’ Basement

Sources confirm that Benjamin Fuller, a recently graduated BYU engineering student, was ecstatic to finish his finals and set off into the real world. In an upbeat Facebook post this morning, Fuller announced his latest career plans to immediately accept a fulltime position in his parents’ basement. “I’ll have to uproot myself and move back across the country to my parents’ house in Idaho, but … Continue reading BYU Grad Pleased to Announce He Has Accepted Fulltime Position in Parents’ Basement

Newlyweds Threaten to Post a Wedding Photo Every Hour Until Every Item on Their Registry is Purchased

“So grateful to have him for eternity (: I’m so lucky!” reads the beginning of Shelby Young’s lasted Instagram post, showing off wedding photos that were taken approximately 45 seconds ago. The loving caption continues in the same appreciative tone: “Now give us money and also things (: Link in bio (: Love you all (:” Newlyweds Shelby and Shadrach Young are the latest amongst … Continue reading Newlyweds Threaten to Post a Wedding Photo Every Hour Until Every Item on Their Registry is Purchased

Raintree Resident Unable to Steal Roommates’ Food Because Everyone’s Always Home

As social distancing continues on, it is worth taking notice of how things have been changing for average people over the last five weeks. Wednesday evening, the Alternate Universe received a report from Raintree Commons resident Brian Metzger regarding how “Stay at Home” policies have impacted his day to day life. “It used to be easy, you know? I’d grab something on the way out … Continue reading Raintree Resident Unable to Steal Roommates’ Food Because Everyone’s Always Home

UVU Student Heroically Stays Home and Does Nothing: ‘Governor Herbert Told Me to’

On March 30, Utah Governor Gary Herbert issued a public health directive called “Stay Safe, Stay Home” to help combat the spread of COVID-19 in the state. It encourages Utah residents to do the bare minimum to help flatten the curb, namely staying home when possible and keeping a six-foot distance from people when the need to go out arises. While many people have done … Continue reading UVU Student Heroically Stays Home and Does Nothing: ‘Governor Herbert Told Me to’