‘Fasting Won’t Help Anyone’ Says Guy Who Has Spent Entire Quarantine Playing Minecraft

Local Provo Resident Tommy Robinson has reportedly been very critical of people around the world choosing to fast today, arguing that it is “completely useless and unhelpful.” Robinson took a short break from recreating the entire BYU campus in the world of Minecraft to share his thoughts. “It is a complete waste of time and energy to not eat or drink for 24 hours. We … Continue reading ‘Fasting Won’t Help Anyone’ Says Guy Who Has Spent Entire Quarantine Playing Minecraft

Local Family Confused, Disturbed by New ‘Lion King Netflix Series’

When the Smith family sat down to watch Netflix together Monday night, they were excited to discover a new Netflix original series continuing the Disney classic “Lion King”. However, parent and child alike were filled with horror when a smoking man appeared on screen and began describing a convicted murderer named Joe Exotic while flashing images of people getting mauled by tigers. “I think I … Continue reading Local Family Confused, Disturbed by New ‘Lion King Netflix Series’

LDS Church Announces All YSA Sunday Services Will Be Held Via Animal Crossing

After a slew of changes made in response to the COVID-19 pandemic, the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints has announced that all Sunday Services will be held via the popular Nintendo video game “Animal Crossing: New Horizons”. “It just seemed like the perfect venue for our young single adults,” said presiding Bishop Fisher E. Mann. According to Mann, the services will be held … Continue reading LDS Church Announces All YSA Sunday Services Will Be Held Via Animal Crossing

Bootleg Zoom Recordings Being Sold On Flash Drives

As classes at BYU have transitioned online, many professors are not allowing their lectures and classes to be recorded through Zoom. This forces many lazy students to find alternative ways to skip their classes and still view them at a later time. Reports have been circulating that Zoom recordings are being sold to students on USB flash drives. These bootleg recordings are being sold on … Continue reading Bootleg Zoom Recordings Being Sold On Flash Drives

10 BYU Approved Activities To Do In Self-Isolation

Due to COVID-19 and the cancelation of in-person classes, you may just find yourself stuck inside on a period of self-isolation. However, this does not mean that your BYU experience has to come to an end. You can still have a Cougar-ific year inside. Here are 10 things you can do to continue to enter to learn and go forth to serve.  Take a cold … Continue reading 10 BYU Approved Activities To Do In Self-Isolation