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President Nelson Installs Giving Machines in Every Home, Makes it Easier to ‘Light The World’

In another instance of bold leadership by the president of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, Russell M. Nelson announced Sunday night that red giving machines would be delivered to and installed in the homes of every Latter-day Saint.  I am so proud of the work that men and women, inside and outside the Church, have done in regard to caring for the … Continue reading President Nelson Installs Giving Machines in Every Home, Makes it Easier to ‘Light The World’

Titus Wilkerson
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Cosmobile Paint Washes off in Quick Quack Car Wash, Reveals Cosmo Has Been Living in Creepy White Van This Whole Time

For the past few months, reports of suspicious behavior have come in concerning BYU’s (in)famous mascot Cosmo. Many parents have sent complaints to the university, accusing him of accosting their young children on their way home from school and offering them cougar tails if they’ll “get in the van.” Residents of Orem have also spotted him dumping trash from the Cosmobile while yelling obscenities at … Continue reading Cosmobile Paint Washes off in Quick Quack Car Wash, Reveals Cosmo Has Been Living in Creepy White Van This Whole Time

Jane Lane
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47th Munch and Mingle Committee Member Called, Beating Church Record

Members of the Provo 255th ward were shocked today when Parker Schmidt was sustained as a Munch and Mingle committee member, making him the 47th person to join said committee since August. It is unclear to members at this point why there are so many members being called to munch and mingle, especially since the 255th wards last meal consisted of Oreos and a single … Continue reading 47th Munch and Mingle Committee Member Called, Beating Church Record

saskiaswisher
Life

Provo Tamale Guy Disrupting ‘Big Tamale’ Industry

He’s one of the most recognizable men in Provo. He’s been a staple of BYU off-campus housing for as long as we can remember. You know him as the tamale guy, famous for his top-notch tamales that can be yours for just a few dollars. While he may be short in stature, his influence is far-reaching, and some major players in the tamale industry are … Continue reading Provo Tamale Guy Disrupting ‘Big Tamale’ Industry

Chase Everhart
Life

BYU Releases Mission Prestige Rankings

In an unexpected press conference this morning, BYU administrators acknowledged that all missions are NOT created equal. In order to ease the worries of students having a difficult time knowing their place when it comes to discussing missions on campus, BYU released this definitive list ranking the three tiers of missions: Plebeian Tier- These missions are not something to write home about. In fact, if … Continue reading BYU Releases Mission Prestige Rankings

Donald Cherry