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Local Bro Successfully Avoids Saying ‘I Love You’ to Girlfriend Again on Couple’s 3rd Valentine’s Day Together

Provo resident Noah Legiance is reportedly having a fantastic Valentine’s Day with longtime girlfriend Peggy Gardner. Sources close to Noah confirm that he has already dodged several opportunities to finally say “I love you” and has no plans to be romantic at all throughout the holiday. “Yeah, sure, I like the flowers and stuff from Peggy.” Noah said, doing bicept curls while speaking to our … Continue reading Local Bro Successfully Avoids Saying ‘I Love You’ to Girlfriend Again on Couple’s 3rd Valentine’s Day Together

Warren Dusenberry
Life, Uncategorized

President Trump to declare war on Utah Construction with Bipartisan Support

The state of Utah is on the verge of war following a recent visit by President Donald Trump. During his visit, President Trump expressed his frustration with the never-ending cycle of construction in Utah. On Twitter, he wrote: “It’s ridiculous, it’s obnoxious, it’s nasty, and it’s an outrage. Utah construction causes the worst traffic in the history of traffic. I will bring the full might … Continue reading President Trump to declare war on Utah Construction with Bipartisan Support

James West
Life

Salt Lake City Woman Hates LDS Faith, Consults Horoscope Daily for Inspired Spiritual Advice

Sherri Mcgeel is the epitome of a millennial woman living in Utah. She lives in Salt Lake City, drives a Prius, starts her morning at Starbucks, works a traditional 9-5 at her local essential oils dealer, shops at Trader Joes, and spends her free time complaining about the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints on social media. “I just can’t believe that the Mormon … Continue reading Salt Lake City Woman Hates LDS Faith, Consults Horoscope Daily for Inspired Spiritual Advice

James West
General Conference, Life, News

General Conference Protester Convinced This Year He’ll Bring Church Crumbling Down

Early Friday morning, Salt Lake area protester Noah Hamsterner began his preparations for the October 2020 General Conference of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-Day Saints. “It drives me crazy how these ‘sheeple’ keep coming and listening every year.” says Hamsterner, “This is the year that I’m going to bring the whole Church crumbling down. They’re not ready for the sign I’ve come up … Continue reading General Conference Protester Convinced This Year He’ll Bring Church Crumbling Down

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